Ginge wrote: ↑Thu Mar 03, 2022 1:22 pm

Black Velvet wrote:

BlueSpark wrote: ↑Thu Mar 03, 2022 1:07 pm Pathetic isn’t it. He can deny it all he likes as I can see it.

It’s fantastic [emoji23]

Aye you wouldnt catch anyone else on here up to those tricks. Very odd.

Isn't it just, dearie!

Fond regards, Mrs M

Paddy McGinty wrote:I heard you can buy qualifications on the internet.

You met me on the internet, dearie! I think FarmingSluts.ie has shut down now though

Fond regards, Mrs McGinty

I hope anyone who uses fake online personas to abuse anyone else is prosecuted to the full extent of the law!

On an unrelated note, I see my slob of a husband Paddy is on here. Get out into the field, you prick!

Kind regards, Mrs M

Hi Paddy darling! I left you some faggots in the freezer for you to defrost. I know you love faggots, especially if they are dripping in gravy! He can fit three faggots in his mouth at once, don't you know? :bat: And leave the septic tank to me dear, I'll do it when I get back, there are a few spide...

Paddy McGinty wrote:

Ginge wrote:Last three hours, then.

Stop boasting.

Paddy is lucky if he can last three minutes!

Fond regards, Mrs M

I've posted less lately as there were a few saying it is too cliquey and mods shouldn't post much. Maybe I'll sign up under a different name and post like normal. We could always create a few multiples and post controversial rubbish just to up the post count - it seems to work for other places I he...

I will happily use my own name, dearie!

I am a big BDO fan but unfortunately your father is a relic of a bygone era. He should stand down.

Yours, Dolores McGinty

I will admit I don't follow darts too closely but what is it that this Klaasen fellow has meant to have done? Someone told me recently that he has a magnificent cock. Which is a bit of a coincidence as me and Paddy have plenty of those of those on the farm. He seems like my kind of fellow and I'm su...

nikkiboy wrote:Of course it's an act, some even create multiple accounts to post pro and anti organisation drivel merely to boost the post count.

Lies!!!

Me and Paddy enjoy watching this show.

Paddy is always in a good mood afterwards, the other night he wanted us to go upstairs afterwards and do something with some teabags, I didn't quite understand. I just let him sit on my face instead.

Fond regards, Mrs M

I was just talking to my Mrs, we both grew up through the 60/70's and remember Captain Pugwash so well. I asked her who the characters were and she replied "Seaman Staines, Master Bates, Roger the Cabin Boy, rear-Admiral Analjizz on the poop deck, Mistress Cocksnot, Petty officer Uphillgarden...

Nope I am not aware of any multiple that makes more than a tiny handful of posts and they are just the odd humorous ones such as Mrs McGinty etc. What are you accusing me of Mr Cat? Being someone else on this forum? If so, what a deplorable accusation. Paddy tells me you and Mr Taylor were responsi...

Lurgan wrote:Paddy McGinty is a tool, but Mrs McGinty is 100%

I'm 100% woman dear, as you well know!

Fond regards, Mrs McGinty

Paddy was in such a state when he returned home last night!

I had to console him by allowing him to give me a Portuguese Breakfast

Much love, Mrs M

Hi all. Paddy has asked me to pass on a message. Unfortunately the drainage in the upper field has suffered whilst he has been on here, defending all things BDO. This will take some time to fix, add to that the midden needs emptying and my ever-increasing sexual needs (HRT, darling!) and Paddy simpl...

Mr P. Neshead wrote:But its only advertising to about 12 people and 50 aliases.

I don't believe that people on here have aliases, my dear.

If I found out Paddy had one, I would drag him outside and throw him into the midden!

Much love, Mrs M

i'm disgusted by mods sweeping generalisation towards paddy mcginty-what about if mrs mcginty was reading! she would be upset to see her husband accused (wrongfully) of called dennis priestley a cheat! :) Im just about to take the cyanide pill now, my dear. Goodbye, cruel world! :bat: :bat: Much lo...

WCDPA wrote:Priceless if true john!
The ultimate in multiples surprised admin allow it lol!
Mind you it's taken me 2 days to get over last post after finally having olly's 3rd leg removed from my anus lol

Oh do be quiet, you silly silly little man!

Much love, Mrs M

Every single thread has got to be derailed by vvankers like you trying to instigate another code war, I suggest you refrain from posting here unless you have something usefull to say, d!ck head Thar she blows!!!! Oh, I never mentioned the PDC, feel free to point out where I did. Fu(k Off you D1ck!!...

all those multiples lol What in blazes are you talking about, you silly little man? I won't be voting, Paddy doesn't let me watch darts anyway, I'm too busy picking the corns off his feet. Much love, Mrs M youve been spending too much time in that rogue lurgans company! double dose of HRT for you m...