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by Ted Hankeys Cape
Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:41 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Hankey pleads guilty to sexual assault-no noncery
Replies: 134
Views: 15007

Re: Hankey pleads guilty to sexual assault-no noncery

Christ.....I'd have expected that Gazmong would have still been a thundercunt but Patrice morphing into Nigel Farage....
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:31 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Hankey pleads guilty to sexual assault-no noncery
Replies: 134
Views: 15007

Re: Hankey pleads guilty to sexual assault-no noncery

Listen....Clinton Baptist pointed to the bloke sat next to me...
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Wed Jan 23, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Gerwyn Price fined £21,500
Replies: 125
Views: 18723

Re: Gerwyn Price fined £21,500

Ridiculous punishment........a prime Prowler or MVG and Barry's magical brush would be out to sweep it under the carpet.
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:15 am
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Des Jacklin statement
Replies: 94
Views: 7912

Re: Des Jacklin statement

Ginge wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:40 pm "put us back into the commanding position we were in 20 years ago"

That ship has sailed, Desmond.
There are no tanks in Baghdad.
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:19 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Will there be a darts boom in Japan after Mikuru Suzuki win today?
Replies: 153
Views: 10819

Re: Will there be a darts boom in Japan after Mikuru Suzuki win today?

In another era she'd have provided 90% of Fitz's gag material for the tournament.
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:17 pm
Forum: Film & TV Section
Topic: Netflix
Replies: 27
Views: 11625

Re: Netflix

People who pay big money these days to watch TV are mugs....
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:10 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: major server issues
Replies: 7
Views: 1215

Re: major server issues

Don't fear folks, with my major investment in the site forum crashes will be a thing of the past.
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:29 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Shocking PR from Martin Adams
Replies: 31
Views: 4131

Re: Shocking PR from Martin Adams

I bet the Original poster would have put this on if it was about a PDC player!
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:57 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: sky
Replies: 28
Views: 3395

Re: sky

dont know if this has been done but i guess its been talked about but havent had time to read all - surley something has to be said / done about sky working the crowd in play ? poor old walshie had it in his game with painter where they showed taylor backroom knowing crowd would react - TWICE on wa...
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:36 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: sky
Replies: 28
Views: 3395

Re: sky

Sky can do what they want! They pays their money! And so can the fans! They pays their money!
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:15 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Suggestion for the women's game on TV
Replies: 42
Views: 8540

Re: Suggestion for the women's game on TV

However if we are being honest i think the event set women's darts back a long way...this is where players like Trina have let women's darts down by not entering this...forget politics but this was a chance to get top standard womens darts on TV and a top quality final night have made a statement a...
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:22 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Buy a set of Tony Eccles darts and get free Shirt
Replies: 88
Views: 4814

Re: Buy a set of Tony Eccles darts and get free Shirt

Almost forgot.

Hankey's capes available now from Primark for just £5.99.

:bat:
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:23 pm
Forum: Darting Write Ups
Topic: My weekend in Barnsley - PC double header and Ladies WC
Replies: 48
Views: 7628

Re: My weekend in Barnsley - PC double header and Ladies WC

Isn't Bradders just like that old Les Dawson character, the gossiping old house wife?

Cisse and Aida?

Eeeeeee, that Wayne Mardle, he's having terrible trouble with those treble 5's (Shuffles Tits)
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:50 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Sling Your Hook Sid
Replies: 48
Views: 6769

Re: Sling Your Hook Sid

Time Twaddell was put out to grass.

Should do a swap and get the great Tony Green over to the PDC.
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:36 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Raid your piggy bank folks and...
Replies: 3
Views: 847

Raid your piggy bank folks and...

lump the lot on Wayne mardle to roll back the years and take out the power tonight...


In fact if Mardle dosent win i'll show my batty backside at the Reebok and retire from professional darts.

Batsentertainment.
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Tue May 25, 2010 8:45 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Thanks for the PM Nikki
Replies: 2
Views: 663

Thanks for the PM Nikki

I do realise these things take time and must be put to the vote.

Must be a landslide surely, cant wait to start my moderating duties.
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Tue May 25, 2010 4:15 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: How does one become a moderator on this said forum?
Replies: 11
Views: 1581

Re: How does one become a moderator on this said forum?

If you ask to be a moderator , it means you will now never become one. Rule Number 1 of Internet forums. Do enlighten me Bradley? Turned down in the past? Its ok Teddy recruitment will sort you out with a forum job. I demand that Bradders is made a MOD, i've seen the boys CV and his hobbies include...
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Tue May 25, 2010 4:08 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: How does one become a moderator on this said forum?
Replies: 11
Views: 1581

How does one become a moderator on this said forum?

Would be nice to have a bit of balance to proceedings as this looks very much like a PDC site to me?
I demand i'm made at the very least a MOD and i'm sure after much in fighting a promotion to ADMIN.

I await your decision.
by Ted Hankeys Cape
Tue May 25, 2010 3:40 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Has darts lost its soul?
Replies: 7
Views: 1329

Has darts lost its soul?

Now before you go and accuse the great cape of fishing this is rather a serious matter. Razamatazz, hyperbole, WWE, Circus, and Freak Show are all things i've heard today regarding the King/Taylor semi final. Have sky and the pdc overstepped the mark on this one? Is darts loosing somewhat of its sou...