I have an active social life and many friends

oche dont like it cos i am the jews

crying to his fellow mushrooms

i am the bruce

last night mother made me dress up as beyonce and prance around the room singing you should have put a ring on it in front of all the neighbors




it was the best night of my life

people are after me they want my address i think they love me and my blog

did I mention that i have a blog my cousins both read it

i am the juice

secretly i want to lick martin adams beard

I am the deuce You cant handle the truth Jobber Jobber Jobber I once married a ferret called maisie Mushrooms Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me I have to wear a nappy...

I am the goose


The mushrooms will be unhappy cos im a fungi

Today at work we did colouring in

I swallowed a crayon

theres only one cork onion

i am the juice

look at me................................................................................


i once saw a picture of a naked woman, i cried for weeks

the last time I answered a knock at the door social services took away my wife and sister




god i miss that woman

meat raffle jobber jobber spineless look at me

Ginge wrote:Everyone makes mistakes...

I dont
I am the juice
Me me me me me me me me me

LOOK AT ME

Are you looking at me yet?

You cant handle the truth

Im so lonely

My nipples have not been so erect since Brian Dowling won big brother

My toenail is longer than my penis


Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

Average

I have soiled myself

THE ONE AND ONLY wrote:

Cork onion wrote:Why is everyone ignoring me

Quote me

I am the juice

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me

LOOK AT ME

Cause yer an ugly bassad [emoji14]

I once won second prize in a beauty contest


A goat won it

I'm frightened to leave the house in case the cylons are real

Why is everyone ignoring me

Quote me

I am the juice

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me

LOOK AT ME

The last time I had sex with another human was in the eighties

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

Spineless

Jobber

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

I hate my life

Mother says if scott wins I can sleep in the house tonight

Tdf drinks juice

ChrisW wrote:FFS again! Cork Onion having a mare!

I am the juice