Lad can't even keep track of when his own injuries happened. How am I supposed to?

Then again managed that quite efficiently when he knew his dire 70 averages were going to go out over the internet. So what do I know.

I mean when you can't even play a game on the Challenge Tour without making a complete disgrace of yourself and your only success in darts comes from successfully wishing cancer on someone then it's probably quite alien that you can just log out one day and not log back in. Always got to go out help...

Was that before or after his bout of Covid-20? It's hard to keep up.

Dave had a great run the night he hit that 9.

He almost got through to the second round of the Oxford 101 singles and if his hand medication hadn't caused his eyeball to swell up like Arnie's in Total Recall causing him to put his glasses back on, he might even have won another leg.

This forum feels a lot more box office than the other one to me for some reason.

I'm nailing my colours to the TSoD mast.

Although working those sort of hours would go some way to explaining why he has his Mrs cold calling players telling them what tournaments they can and can't enter.

"80-90 hour weeks". You've got to laugh.

Guy goes on more holidays than Michael Palin for christ sake.

Guys, he's in hospital. Come on now.

I for one hope he recovers from the sepsis. Bursting at the seams with bullshit has finally taken its toll.

That's got the kiss of death written all over it then, as it's a proven fact that ticket sales of darts events in siderooms usually can be counted using only your fingers.

This is an organisation that has literally secured Madison Square Garden as a venue for a darts event next year. If they want to crack anywhere, I think they are perfectly capable of doing it without the backing of some irrelevant group of nobodies.

Who cares? Certainly not the PDC or Barry Hearn. The BDO and the WDF are an utter irrelevance to them. They are the main body of world darts. They hold the true world champiuonship of world darts. They know it, the players know it and the fans know it. A bit of pointless bureaucracy isn't going to m...

You could almost forgive them if the word wasn't spelled correctly about 30cm away from it.

If the prize fund wasn't getting slashed before, it certainly is once they've got the bill for all the black curtains and tarp they'll need.

He'll probably take up Barney's mantle going forward.

The odd game where his true potential comes out and he wins convincingly. But never enough consistency to make it through a full tournament and loads of darts swapping, whinging, head shaking and skipping tournaments in between.

It's only a matter of time before the sponsorship deal with Fruit of the Loom is finally announced. I've got a feeling everything is gonna be juuuuuust fine.

Even if they somehow manage to shift enough tickets to cover the winnings, they are surely buggered anyway.

If worst comes to worst I'm sure Des can pop back to the showroom and pick up a few of his inflatable tube men to fill it out a bit in there.

GoFundMe is up.

Ross the Boss has been particularly generous in donating about as much as money he's won in competitions the last 5 years.

They don't announce anything because they are making it up as they go along. We'll see if we can get away with not paying the youth. Oh, wait, everyone's kicking up a fuss? Let's take them aside and quietly tell them there is a prize like that was the plan all along! We'll try and quietly lower the ...