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by The Swordsman
Wed Dec 21, 2022 5:47 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: 2023 PDC World Championship - Road to the Ally Pally
Replies: 654
Views: 120087

Re: 2023 PDC World Championship - Road to the Ally Pally

Can someone local check if Gazmong is ok?
by The Swordsman
Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:17 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: 501 miles in a £501 car
Replies: 10
Views: 641

Re: 501 miles in a £501 car

Rout wrote:
The Swordsman wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 6:19 pm
Rout wrote:I did around 40,000 miles in a car I paid £500 for. What do I win?
Was that the micra you drove to Reading in?
I've never drove a Micra. I had a Ford Ka for a while, maybe thats what you are thinking of.

The car I was referring to was a Ford Focus.
Yeah, must have been that.
by The Swordsman
Thu Sep 22, 2022 6:19 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: 501 miles in a £501 car
Replies: 10
Views: 641

Re: 501 miles in a £501 car

Rout wrote:I did around 40,000 miles in a car I paid £500 for. What do I win?
Was that the micra you drove to Reading in?
by The Swordsman
Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:59 am
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: MAD Becomes ADC
Replies: 201
Views: 14948

Re: MAD Becomes ADC

Lovely funeral yesterday, and we’ve got the coronation to look forward to next spring or summer too. A great time to be alive.
by The Swordsman
Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:55 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: A magnificent day for Trans people in darts
Replies: 34
Views: 2788

Re: A magnificent day for Trans people in darts

The disabled should not have to share their facilities.
by The Swordsman
Tue Jul 26, 2022 3:01 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: A magnificent day for Trans people in darts
Replies: 34
Views: 2788

Re: A magnificent day for Trans people in darts

This will complicate the toilet arrangements at tournaments as the young female players will need chaperones to ensure they are not at danger when using the facilities.
by The Swordsman
Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:36 am
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Sympathy post thread.
Replies: 35
Views: 2044

Re: Sympathy post thread.

Black Velvet wrote:
The Swordsman wrote: Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:21 pm Gammon is a racist term.
Only gammons get offended by it.
I suspect the target of any racist insult will be “offended”. The next time you are in a town centre you should try calling the first black person you see a n@@@@@ or p@@@ and see how long it takes for you to be arrested or beaten up.
by The Swordsman
Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:21 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Sympathy post thread.
Replies: 35
Views: 2044

Re: Sympathy post thread.

Gammon is a racist term.
by The Swordsman
Wed Jun 29, 2022 9:42 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Darts in the media
Replies: 1923
Views: 220063

Re: Darts in the media

GSOD loses it’s point of difference.
by The Swordsman
Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:13 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Bring back Oche!
Replies: 13
Views: 972

Re: Bring back Oche!

Remarkable!
by The Swordsman
Thu Jun 16, 2022 6:51 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Pro Tour 2022
Replies: 980
Views: 48039

Pro Tour 2022

Now we have established that Brimful searches for "Twinks" (as well as "Granny porn") when he has some spare internet time (in-between darts forum humiliations), I think it's time we move on and definitely don't remind him of this on a daily basis. Mustn’t ever remind him of that.
by The Swordsman
Mon Jun 13, 2022 8:02 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Dutch Open 10-12 June 2022, Assen
Replies: 124
Views: 9431

Re: Dutch Open 10-12 June 2022, Assen

Rout wrote:Which darting organisation was Klaasen playing under when he committed his offence?
Not to mention Taylor too. You could also argue Hankey’s spiral of descent started after he joined the PDC.
by The Swordsman
Fri Jun 10, 2022 9:43 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Six Nations Cup 2022
Replies: 54
Views: 4436

Re: Six Nations Cup 2022

Well, it would have been if it wasn’t for the fact that she kept losing matches!

I think the presence of the TV crew didn’t help. Nice interview with Deta though, showing her class.
by The Swordsman
Sat Jun 04, 2022 11:49 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: 2022 US Darts Masters (3rd-4th June 2022)
Replies: 65
Views: 5059

Re: 2022 US Darts Masters (3rd-4th June 2022)

It was never going to end well when they had to move back to a regulation board.
by The Swordsman
Sat May 14, 2022 9:53 pm
Forum: General Thought Provoking Chat
Topic: "What are you having for Tea" TSOD edition.
Replies: 253
Views: 38127

Re: "What are you having for Tea" TSOD edition.

Fillet Steak with all the trimmings and a lovely bottle of Bordeaux.
by The Swordsman
Fri May 13, 2022 9:57 am
Forum: General Thought Provoking Chat
Topic: "What are you having for Tea" TSOD edition.
Replies: 253
Views: 38127

Re: "What are you having for Tea" TSOD edition.

That’s fantastic to hear.
by The Swordsman
Fri May 13, 2022 9:39 am
Forum: General Thought Provoking Chat
Topic: "What are you having for Tea" TSOD edition.
Replies: 253
Views: 38127

Re: "What are you having for Tea" TSOD edition.

Duck breasts for tea tonight with jersey royals and asparagus.
by The Swordsman
Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:23 pm
Forum: Darts Chat & Gossip
Topic: Pro Tour 2022
Replies: 980
Views: 48039

Re: Pro Tour 2022

Even though Vermin is very thick, his losses have now got inside his head and he is developing the early signs of entering the “bottler” stage of his career. Lovely stuff.