What a last leg.

How bad was that MvG dart at tops???

meetthefeebles wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 10:02 pm Wish Pyke would fuck off

FTFY

MvG's sphincter remembering how relaxed it needs to get for his rectum to escape...

Perfect product for radio :) Radio: over rated. That's yesterday's news. 2-2. Enjoyable game. A nice 90 c/o for MVG was good. If it's been a poor tournament then this final will make up for it? Or not? Depends entirely on the rest of the final. Wouldn't put it past either of these to end up as a 7-...

devosteve wrote: ↑Tue Jan 03, 2023 8:58 pm And after that great leg of darts we start with boring tables! Get a grip and watch the game.

I know you don't get to watch often, but are you taking the piss?

"I can't speak, I can't speak."

We fucking wish Wayne.

Black Velvet wrote: ↑Sun Jul 24, 2022 3:20 pm Impossible to see how anyone with two brain cells to rub together could take issue with this.

Wayne Weening would like a word.

Presumably "woke".

Feels like the initialism FML may be appropriate. See, there's actually a bit of academic debate on whether an acronym has to be able to be pronounced as a word. If he'd pointed that out instead of screaming and crying, then this latest tantrum could easily have been avoided. Tbh this started as a ...

Garry Murphy wrote: ↑Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:20 pm ILWMBDHTD

I Like When My Bent D..k Hits The Dog?

Feels like the initialism FML may be appropriate.

Sweaty Sock on Job Seekers Allowance still taking his sacking well, there.

Here's some more balanced coverage :DDD: https://dartsnews.com/pdc/sherrock-registers-highest-losing-average-ever-on-pdc-womens-series-with-ashton-final-defeat Jesus. Ridiculous [emoji23] Pretty sure they have a sister page "Liverpool register highest ever points total while winning one title ...

ChrisW wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 7:21 am The best jokes are the ones that need explaining.

If you can explain either Garry Murphy or Drupid without several degrees and several million pounds in fees then I salute you.

Starts Clock.

Christ!

LOL

devosteve wrote: ↑Sun Mar 06, 2022 10:42 pm Smith can't hit a treble.

Then hits a 180

Followed by 58.

If Smith doesn't win this now I'm not sure he'll ever win a big one.

oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Mar 04, 2022 4:28 pm A lot of mental illness on this thread

And its not me this time

This didn't get the credit it probably deserved.

Rout wrote: ↑Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:51 pm

billyd wrote:who used "fish finger fuckup" to describe the cancelled BDO event? that was a favourite of mine

I actually invented fish fingers.

But I invented both fish and fingers independently.