I'm being somewhat old fashioned and looking at this on a computer, it takes ages to load up and even longer to type anything. This is rubbish. I may be forced to join df if this is the future.

I take it Mark Hylton doesnt use the internet,if i was him and i saw you using his name and picture on your profile id want to bang you out proper. exploiting an old man.not just any old man but your father.you tosser Beautiful. Bearing in mind your signature Ginge and the fact that you cry foul wh...

The Crusader wrote:Head,face and brain Burnett

Body of Lewis

Throw of Shepard

Ass of MVG

Stance of Bates

But how many people would think of bleeding a radiator in order to make a pot noodle, I've not even seen Ainsley Harriott do that.

stuwho wrote:Gala Casino Bradford tues
12th March Phil V Raymond van Barneveld & Eric V Andy Fordham

thats what was on last night in Bradford!

Anyone know of Naitch's whereabouts last night, I for one am still not ruling out the dirtiest player in the game.

deetee89 wrote:Left butt cheek from Whitlock, the right one from MvG.

Surely this would lead to someone being a bit unbalanced and affect their stance?
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Chest Hair - Steve Beaton

Ginge wrote:

MDA wrote:How many entries for Friday

Are you too lazy to count up the list?

Because thats all someone else will do

Or even read all of Spacemans original post.

Has he changed his walk-on music to the Bangles Classic Walk Like an Egyptian?

Ginge wrote:How is Hankey doing?

Based on the fact that he has never been able to qualify for a Euro Tour event, rubbish.

Col wrote:Cheers ACF

Gary Anderson currently not in and not showing the kind of form that will get him in either.

Having to rely on the pro tour order of merit.

These Euro tour events could well be crucial as to who qualifies, there will be 4 more before the cut off.

How is this looking after the recent events? Roughly translated: "I'm useless at using spreadsheets and too lazy and feckless to learn how to use them properly. This early on a Monday I neither have the time or inclination to work out the information myself but if any of the usual spreadsheet ...

phil davies wrote:Mensur wins 6-5 with a 95 average

Go Mensur!

Go Mensur!

Ally Pally was a poorer place without him.

spaceman70 wrote:Lewis has got find something tonight.

Burger Bar?
Pizzeria?
Chippy?

Made me hark back to the days of Lucky Dip Darts.

Obviously this is a bit more sucessful though.

All you need is rumour of a few things that might have/could have/probably didn't happen at a pro tour event and the people will come flooding back.

nikkiboy wrote:

Col wrote:Anyone got any details on Ian Moss?

Oxfordshire County player

Methodical player, would do well to ask Mr Whitlock advice on how to counter Gando, allegedly.

Cheshire up 14-4 overnight.

onedartbart wrote: 20 pages my arse

I've been watching tonight with the volume right up to the max, alas, I have not heard a squeak from the players shoes. Had there been I'm sure this with be page 14 at least.

There threads on the PL nights have been pretty sparse places this season, sometimes only a couple of pages for a night of televised darts, unheard of a few years ago. Lets hope for the sake of this thread that either a player turns up with slightly squeaky shoes or someone falls on their rear end h...