I'm going to clutch at straws and cling to the possibility that Smith might win tomorrow. He has the scoring to compete with this - it will come down to his bottle. I know.

Van Gerwen, 'finished' according to some here, is tearing through this field with absolute ease. It's as boring as shite to watch.

This is shit.

Rout wrote:.

Oh, so as long as you imitate spastics spontaneously, it's okay? Champion.

These two are trying to out-cheat each other

Lead story on the BBC Sport website as well. Jesus fuck.

That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen in 35 years of watching darts. Literally unbelievable. It's so ridiculous that the official PDC Twitter page is trolling him. Where he goes from here I've no idea. Fucking hell.

This is great

What a fucking tit Van Den Berg is. Someone take the mic off the cunt FFS.

Rock's finishing has been abysmal. Abject

Merv looks very well.

The pre-Christmas stuff is always absolute dreck.

That was a belter of a match.

More bottling from Sherrock. Collapsed horribly at the business end of sets three and four.

Rout wrote:Isn't there a lad (can't remember who) that usually puts an averages summary up each day?

I wonder if there is any reason that hasn't been happening this tournament?

Ha ha ha...obsessed dolescum cunt, starts clock...

That was absolutely horrendous from Sherrock at the end of the third set.

Played well did Beau, but a bad draw for her. She'd have beaten most of the fucking rubbish we've seen so far but O'Connor is a very solid pro and his B-game was always likely to be too good for Greaves.

More fucking rubbish.

Comms blaming 'the pressure of the stage' for this dreck.

Fucking abysmal, this.