The Official 2018 PDC World Championship Howlers Thread

[Skewball]

1/ Barry got stuck in traffic so draw half an hour late, which meant it was about 2 hours after the field was known. tut
2/ Dave Clark called out a wrong player during the draw
3/ PDC promoting viagogo to buy so called 'sold out' sessions.
4/ big screens went 'missing for a set and forced an extended break in the middle of Smith and Cross.





feel free to come up with some 'when' they happen.... I will add them!

[Murphio]

Dave Clark called out a wrong player during the draw.

[ifm]

ermmm...
..


1/ Draw not done until only a couple of weeks before the event meaning people not knowing what matches they are going to stare at the stands at.
2/ Draw later than advertised, hilarity ensued as a result.
3/ Dave Clark called out a wrong player during the draw





feel free to come up with some 'when' they happen.... I will add them!

Edited to use the same degree of mock outrage as in the BDO thread.

[pranu180]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

[Little Lonely Garry]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Indeed, letting a bdo lakeside finalist and the current masters holder in to the Greatest Show on Earth is some howler

[Addicks Fan]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Needs dressing up to pass the Ginge threshold - how about 'PDC couldn't find anyone good enough through ranking or qualifying, so issued wildcards for its premier event, including one to a player who hadn't even played any PDC ranking events in the whole year'

[Murphio]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Needs dressing up to pass the Ginge threshold - how about 'PDC couldn't find anyone good enough through ranking or qualifying, so issued wildcards for its premier event, including one to a player who hadn't even played any PDC ranking events in the whole year'

Touche!

[Skewball]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Needs dressing up to pass the Ginge threshold - how about 'PDC couldn't find anyone good enough through ranking or qualifying, so issued wildcards for its premier event, including one to a player who hadn't even played any PDC ranking events in the whole year'

This isn't his thread

[Addicks Fan]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Needs dressing up to pass the Ginge threshold - how about 'PDC couldn't find anyone good enough through ranking or qualifying, so issued wildcards for its premier event, including one to a player who hadn't even played any PDC ranking events in the whole year'

This isn't his thread

Doh

[ifm]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Needs dressing up to pass the Ginge threshold - how about 'PDC couldn't find anyone good enough through ranking or qualifying, so issued wildcards for its premier event, including one to a player who hadn't even played any PDC ranking events in the whole year'

He'll never put that in.

[Ginge]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Needs dressing up to pass the Ginge threshold - how about 'PDC couldn't find anyone good enough through ranking or qualifying, so issued wildcards for its premier event, including one to a player who hadn't even played any PDC ranking events in the whole year'

Are you ok hun? Xxxx

[Addicks Fan]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Needs dressing up to pass the Ginge threshold - how about 'PDC couldn't find anyone good enough through ranking or qualifying, so issued wildcards for its premier event, including one to a player who hadn't even played any PDC ranking events in the whole year'

Are you ok hun? Xxxx

Happy as Larry thanks xx

[devosteve]

Title needs changing to unofficial. ....

ginge has the rights on this forum re the official howler threads.

fake news. Fake thread. Fake title.

[ifm]

The Official 2018 Unofficial PDC World Championship Howlers thread?
Yeah, definitely more accurate.

[Skewball]

Christ I'm confused now. I thought i was part of the team and thus officially allowed to make official 'take the piss' threads. I can change the title if I I have been demoted from the team.

[Murphio]

Christ I'm confused now. I thought i was part of the team and thus officially allowed to make official 'take the piss' threads. I can change the title if I I have been demoted from the team.

Demoted? Two more months and you get your third stripe.

[Skewball]

Christ I'm confused now. I thought i was part of the team and thus officially allowed to make official 'take the piss' threads. I can change the title if I I have been demoted from the team.

Demoted? Two more months and you get your third stripe.

[ifm]

Christ I'm confused now. I thought i was part of the team and thus officially allowed to make official 'take the piss' threads. I can change the title if I I have been demoted from the team.

Demoted? Two more months and you get your third stripe.

Any chance you can update the OP with the suggestions in the thread? thanks.

[Paddy McGinty]

Wildcards awarded to Petersen, Jeff Smith and Ratajski

Needs dressing up to pass the Ginge threshold - how about 'PDC couldn't find anyone good enough through ranking or qualifying, so issued wildcards for its premier event, including one to a player who hadn't even played any PDC ranking events in the whole year'

That's more like it....

[Paddy McGinty]

Christ I'm confused now. I thought i was part of the team and thus officially allowed to make official 'take the piss' threads. I can change the title if I I have been demoted from the team.

Demoted? Two more months and you get your third stripe.

Any chance you can update the OP with the suggestions in the thread? thanks.

You don't expect them to play fair do you?