BOOK NOW HATERS! The Northern Cyrpus Open

[Ginge]

I see the blub makes no mention of you needing to get two flights to get there.

[Paddy McGinty]

I see the blub makes no mention of you needing to get two flights to get there.

What?

[Ginge]

Nice try.

[Skewball]

You don't need two flights anymore.

[BlueSpark]

You don't need two flights anymore.

Were they only throwing with two darts then?

[Ginge]

You don't need two flights anymore.

Who offers a direct flight from the UK to Northern Cyprus without stopping? All flights have to stop in Turkey, or at least that was the case when I last looked.

Of course, people could just fly to "proper" Cyprus and jump on a bus/hire a car and cross the border.

[nikkiboy]

You don't need two flights anymore.

Who offers a direct flight from the UK to Northern Cyprus without stopping? All flights have to stop in Turkey, or at least that was the case when I last looked.

Of course, people could just fly to "proper" Cyprus and jump on a bus/hire a car and cross the border.

So you don't need to take two flights then?

[Ginge]

You don't need two flights anymore.

Who offers a direct flight from the UK to Northern Cyprus without stopping? All flights have to stop in Turkey, or at least that was the case when I last looked.

Of course, people could just fly to "proper" Cyprus and jump on a bus/hire a car and cross the border.

So you don't need to take two flights then?

Two flights to get to Ercan International Airport, yes.

But its like saying you dont need to take two flights to get to North Korea if you want to be pedantic.

[nikkiboy]

You don't need two flights anymore.

Who offers a direct flight from the UK to Northern Cyprus without stopping? All flights have to stop in Turkey, or at least that was the case when I last looked.

Of course, people could just fly to "proper" Cyprus and jump on a bus/hire a car and cross the border.

So you don't need to take two flights then?

Two flights to get to Ercan International Airport, yes.

But its like saying you dont need to take two flights to get to North Korea if you want to be pedantic.

Well the bus from Larnaca takes just a half hour longer than from the North Cyprus Ercan airport so only a complete idiot would not take a direct flight to Larnaca and shuttle to the hotel. So your 'point' is merely pedantic and moot.

[BlueSpark]

You don't need two flights anymore.

Who offers a direct flight from the UK to Northern Cyprus without stopping? All flights have to stop in Turkey, or at least that was the case when I last looked.

Of course, people could just fly to "proper" Cyprus and jump on a bus/hire a car and cross the border.

So you don't need to take two flights then?

Two flights to get to Ercan International Airport, yes.

But its like saying you dont need to take two flights to get to North Korea if you want to be pedantic.

Well the bus from Larnaca takes just a half hour longer than from the North Cyprus Ercan airport so only a complete idiot would not take a direct flight to Larnaca and shuttle to the hotel. So your 'point' is merely pedantic and moot.

Thanks Judith.
Where will you be broadcasting from next week?

[Ginge]

Who offers a direct flight from the UK to Northern Cyprus without stopping? All flights have to stop in Turkey, or at least that was the case when I last looked.

Of course, people could just fly to "proper" Cyprus and jump on a bus/hire a car and cross the border.

So you don't need to take two flights then?

Two flights to get to Ercan International Airport, yes.

But its like saying you dont need to take two flights to get to North Korea if you want to be pedantic.

Well the bus from Larnaca takes just a half hour longer than from the North Cyprus Ercan airport so only a complete idiot would not take a direct flight to Larnaca and shuttle to the hotel. So your 'point' is merely pedantic and moot.

Thanks Judith.
Where will you be broadcasting from next week?

He will be visiting the German spa town of Baden Baden with Wayne Williams.

[1205]

"Cyrpus"

Odds on future venues
Evs Syria
7/4 Helmand Province
10/3 Lakeside
5/1 Willaston Social Club
12/1 Mogadishu
125/1 Bridlington Spa
1000/1 Barry Island

Do you know the odds on Crimea? I hear it has some nice beaches, if you can get to them.

[Skewball]

You don't need two flights anymore.

Who offers a direct flight from the UK to Northern Cyprus without stopping? All flights have to stop in Turkey, or at least that was the case when I last looked.

Of course, people could just fly to "proper" Cyprus and jump on a bus/hire a car and cross the border.

So you don't need to take two flights then?

Two flights to get to Ercan International Airport, yes.

But its like saying you dont need to take two flights to get to North Korea if you want to be pedantic.

Well the bus from Larnaca takes just a half hour longer than from the North Cyprus Ercan airport so only a complete idiot would not take a direct flight to Larnaca and shuttle to the hotel. So your 'point' is merely pedantic and moot.

Indeed. I have done it myself. It's not a big island

[craigmc]

Children? Deary me. Is a darts event with everyone on a huge piss up really a place to take the kids?

Surely someone can find some vouchers for them to play for in a kids event shoe horned into the main drinking revelries ?

This little pearl deseves a quote.. Cuttingly superb.

[Paddy McGinty]

Who offers a direct flight from the UK to Northern Cyprus without stopping? All flights have to stop in Turkey, or at least that was the case when I last looked.

Of course, people could just fly to "proper" Cyprus and jump on a bus/hire a car and cross the border.

So you don't need to take two flights then?

Two flights to get to Ercan International Airport, yes.

But its like saying you dont need to take two flights to get to North Korea if you want to be pedantic.

Well the bus from Larnaca takes just a half hour longer than from the North Cyprus Ercan airport so only a complete idiot would not take a direct flight to Larnaca and shuttle to the hotel. So your 'point' is merely pedantic and moot.

Indeed. I have done it myself. It's not a big island

Ginge's spin coming undone there.......

[Ginge]

My statement about flights is accurate.

[ChrisW]

My statement about flights is accurate.

What that they take-off and land on an airport.

[Ginge]

My statement about flights is accurate.

What that they take-off and land on an airport.

Some people even point at them.

[Sawley Al]

"Cyrpus"

Odds on future venues
Evs Syria
7/4 Helmand Province
10/3 Lakeside
5/1 Willaston Social Club
12/1 Mogadishu
125/1 Bridlington Spa
1000/1 Barry Island

Not forgetting the Skegness "Snap Your Ankle Adam Smith Neale" Classic providing the sponsorship is not compromised by threats of slaps?

[Ginge]

Someone on Twitter claiming the Cypriots have banned all Cypriot players from entering this event.