Dave Boy Green- Bottle Job

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Dicie wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:33 am
masticman wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:26 pm
foggy wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:31 pm I s he any good this DBG?
No He is dog poo

Correct, he’s muck
Thought as much as i follow darts and have never heard of him :roll:
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DBG will not be able to enter for medical reasons. His testicle transplant has been delayed, however Doctors have assured him that next year he will finally have the balls to go to Q school
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Worth a bump today. Lest we forget.
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Re-bump.
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how dare you discuss DBG and q-school and make it a public discussion.,


so what if he was the one to originally discuss it on open forum
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I mean you've got to give it to the guy.

Imagine having the brass neck and total lack of self awareness to try and poke fun at someone who actually went there after all that bravado.

I'd love to be totally oblivious of the fact that I'm a complete and utter skin flute.
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"No need for you to set the fire alarm off because you got dicked 5-0 with a 60 odd average :grin: "

Utterly shameless.
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Ginge wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:38 pm "No need for you to set the fire alarm off because you got dicked 5-0 with a 60 odd average :grin: "

Utterly shameless.
dbg would have averaged 100 easily on those toy boards.

He hit 37 x 9 darters practicing with thirsty matt.
He could not go to q-school as he was doing pit work with F1 for bernie ecclestone
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From an outsider's perspective I can tell you that Dave is actually reasonably well known in darting circles, just not for any sort of darting talent whatsoever. He's this mythical entity a lot of people scour online to check up on and laugh at, a bit like Lee Hayes but I'd have the Scorpion down to beat him at a canter on the dartboard.

The best thing he can be described as is that crazy and clearly challenged person in town everyone knows. Ours is known as 'Pigeon Man', and can constantly be seen around town with a trolley full of bread, feeding the pigeons.

He's darts' answer to Beetlejuice. Say his name 3 times at a darts comp and he will appear. Unless it's Q-School.
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Garry Murphy wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:42 pm
Ginge wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:38 pm "No need for you to set the fire alarm off because you got dicked 5-0 with a 60 odd average :grin: "

Utterly shameless.
dbg would have averaged 100 easily on those toy boards.

He hit 37 x 9 darters practicing with thirsty matt.
He could not go to q-school as he was doing pit work with F1 for bernie ecclestone
I thought he was training for a UFC title fight.
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I heard he was meeting Theresa May today to discuss Brexit in more detail
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Thehateful180 wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:02 pm
Garry Murphy wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:42 pm
Ginge wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:38 pm "No need for you to set the fire alarm off because you got dicked 5-0 with a 60 odd average :grin: "

Utterly shameless.
dbg would have averaged 100 easily on those toy boards.

He hit 37 x 9 darters practicing with thirsty matt.
He could not go to q-school as he was doing pit work with F1 for bernie ecclestone
I thought he was training for a UFC title fight.
the results are not back yet on his bionic arm so that is on hold
i am so sorry for my actions these last ten years, i'm going through a tough time
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clemy1989 wrote:I heard he was meeting Theresa May today to discuss Brexit in more detail
Off to Chequers to have a "few wets"
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Re: Dave Boy Green- Bottle Job

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SolidSCB wrote:I mean you've got to give it to the guy.

Imagine having the brass neck and total lack of self awareness to try and poke fun at someone who actually went there after all that bravado.

I'd love to be totally oblivious of the fact that I'm a complete and utter skin flute.
That was as daft thing to do, made himself look a right twat saying what he did.

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SolidSCB wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:54 pm From an outsider's perspective I can tell you that Dave is actually reasonably well known in darting circles, just not for any sort of darting talent whatsoever. He's this mythical entity a lot of people scour online to check up on and laugh at, a bit like Lee Hayes but I'd have the Scorpion down to beat him at a canter on the dartboard.
Lee Hayes is probably more famous due to his various main stream press appearances for various misdemeanours DBG is just famous in his own bedroom, darts forum land and places or organisations he is 'banned' from.

I am not sure DBG even plays darts as in around the 10 or so years his persona has existed the only confirmed game and result anyone knows of or is aware of is his drubbing at the hands of Kong.
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el_ringo wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 5:49 pm
SolidSCB wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:54 pm From an outsider's perspective I can tell you that Dave is actually reasonably well known in darting circles, just not for any sort of darting talent whatsoever. He's this mythical entity a lot of people scour online to check up on and laugh at, a bit like Lee Hayes but I'd have the Scorpion down to beat him at a canter on the dartboard.
Lee Hayes is probably more famous due to his various main stream press appearances for various misdemeanours DBG is just famous in his own bedroom, darts forum land and places or organisations he is 'banned' from.

I am not sure DBG even plays darts as in around the 10 or so years his persona has existed the only confirmed game and result anyone knows of or is aware of is his drubbing at the hands of Kong.
He played a couple of df knockouts. Failed to get out of his group each time
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How did DBG do today?
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DavidOwen67 wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:04 pm How did DBG do today?
0.00 ave
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