The BDO news that will shock everyone thread

[oche balboa]

Wow

Borespark has sacked Zapp as “media operations manager” and has Appointed Devosteve

Zapp is rumoured to go alone

[Ginge]

"Their still booking"
"Were very close"

So they are close to 200 bookings, they had 124 last year (100 men and 24 women), and yet 199 at best is a 99% increase on 124?

Can someone sort out Des or Paula with some remedial maths lessons, please?

[Zeyes]

"Torromolinos", okay.

[ChrisW]

"Torromolinos", okay.

Surprised he missed that.

[Little Lonely Garry]

"Their still booking"
"Were very close"

were as in past tense ?

[Ginge]

"Torromolinos", okay.

Surprised he missed that.

I'm more interested in the pedantic

[devosteve]

The news I’ve heard will give BDO a shot in the arm

The bore squad will be spinning,

Maybe you have heard something or one of your pretend/joking posts. But whatever the news to come it's going to lead, according to king des (am I correct here?), to the BDO being a equal rival to the pdc. Back were there were 20yrs ago.

[oche balboa]

The news I’ve heard will give BDO a shot in the arm

The bore squad will be spinning,

Maybe you have heard something or one of your pretend/joking posts. But whatever the news to come it's going to lead, according to king des (am I correct here?), to the BDO being a equal rival to the pdc. Back were there were 20yrs ago.

When its revealed you will anaysize it and come to the conculsion its a load of bollocks has you have done with everything else.

[Ginge]

Devo you are a prize plum. Look who you are talking to ffs.

[Zapp Brannigan]

"Their still booking"
"Were very close"

I can’t imagine any professional organisation using the words “mega cheapppppp” on their official social media page

[devosteve]

Devo you are a prize plum. Look who you are talking to ffs.

He seems sincere when posting on fanatics.

but I know he makes stuff up on here. But not all the time.

[BlueSpark]

Spelling errors pale into insignificance, there are mixed triples and extra events.
WOW!!

[1205]

"Torromolinos", okay.

Well, another way of saying "conveyor belt (of darting talent)" would be "bull mill".

(Yes, I know it's 1 R. Comedic licence.)

But, wow, painful.
What was that about needing to be more professional?

[Little Lonely Garry]

"Their still booking"
"Were very close"

I can’t imagine any professional organisation using the words “mega cheapppppp” on their official social media page

HATER !!!!!

[nikkiboy]

"Their still booking"
"Were very close"

For the love of all things holy!

Is torromolinos anywhere near Torremolinos?

[Deleted User]

Nikki is just upset that there are no qualifying events for this being held in Wales.

[nikkiboy]

Nikki is just upset that there are no qualifying events for this being held in Wales.

Not being Welsh you wouldn't understand.

[ChrisW]

Nikki is just upset that there are no qualifying events for this being held in Wales.

Not being Welsh you wouldn't understand.

[Ginge]

"Some airports under £20 return"

Serious? £20 return from the UK with checked baggage? Bollocks. Would struggle to even get it for under £40.

[Deleted User]

Nikki is just upset that there are no qualifying events for this being held in Wales.

Not being Welsh you wouldn't understand.

It's really that easy, folks.