Big deal big deal....

Mid-life crisis ahoy.

Case wrote:Mid-life crisis ahoy.

Leave Barney alone

Haha.

"The married star, 51, sent one starstruck fan a photo of himself lying topless in bed beside hotel note paper with her initials on it."


I reckon we can't be far off a few #metoo allegations coming up soon.

nikkiboy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:18 pm

oche balboa wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm Sex Machines in Darts

1. Barney
2. David Owen
3. Black Velvet

David Owen has a girlfriend you know, he doesn't like to mention it though

And she doesn't hide behind the sofa from pensioners.

oche balboa wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm Sex Machines in Darts

1. Barney
2. David Owen
3. Black Velvet

Top 2 are spot on.
Moongoose McQueen is 3rd however.

DavidOwen67 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:25 am

nikkiboy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:18 pm

oche balboa wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm Sex Machines in Darts

1. Barney
2. David Owen
3. Black Velvet

David Owen has a girlfriend you know, he doesn't like to mention it though

And she doesn't hide behind the sofa from pensioners.

No she seems quite happy to be seen in public with you.

DavidOwen67 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:27 am

oche balboa wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm Sex Machines in Darts

1. Barney
2. David Owen
3. Black Velvet

Top 2 are spot on.
Moongoose McQueen is 3rd however.

Moongoose is in a different league

nikkiboy wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:07 am

DavidOwen67 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:25 am

nikkiboy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:18 pm

oche balboa wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm Sex Machines in Darts

1. Barney
2. David Owen
3. Black Velvet

David Owen has a girlfriend you know, he doesn't like to mention it though

And she doesn't hide behind the sofa from pensioners.

No she seems quite happy to be seen in public with you.

I meant to leave a placeholder for that very obvious comeback.

"I was joking"

Clearly a 100% serious moral condemnation from the "promiscuous homosexual", and not an attempt to wind anyone up at all.

waddle147 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:32 pm Clearly a 100% serious moral condemnation from the "promiscuous homosexual", and not an attempt to wind anyone up at all.

oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:48 am

DavidOwen67 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:27 am

oche balboa wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm Sex Machines in Darts

1. Barney
2. David Owen
3. Black Velvet

Top 2 are spot on.
Moongoose McQueen is 3rd however.

Moongoose is in a different league

Moongoose loves to lay the ladies down by the fire with champagne and chocolate dipped strawberries and Barry White on the turntable. A bliss of such magnitude.

Ooooooohhh Babyyyyy!!

Moongoose McQueeen wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:52 pm

oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:48 am

DavidOwen67 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:27 am

oche balboa wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm Sex Machines in Darts

1. Barney
2. David Owen
3. Black Velvet

Top 2 are spot on.
Moongoose McQueen is 3rd however.

Moongoose is in a different league

Moongoose loves to lay the ladies down by the fire with champagne and chocolate dipped strawberries and Barry White on the turntable. A bliss of such magnitude.

Ooooooohhh Babyyyyy!!

Serial killer by any chance?

Moongoose kills with love

Or by laying on top.

Moongoose McQueeen wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 4:52 pm

oche balboa wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:48 am

DavidOwen67 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:27 am

oche balboa wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:56 pm Sex Machines in Darts

1. Barney
2. David Owen
3. Black Velvet

Top 2 are spot on.
Moongoose McQueen is 3rd however.

Moongoose is in a different league

Moongoose loves to lay the ladies down by the fire with champagne and chocolate dipped strawberries and Barry White on the turntable. A bliss of such magnitude.

Ooooooohhh Babyyyyy!!

Such romance is sadly lacking in this day and age, the lucky lady should consider herself to be an extremely lucky girl.

Ginge wanting to be the only promiscuous person out there.......

Those days are long gone, mate.