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Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 11:20 am
by markymark
From the Alan Whicker of darts, Des:

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Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am
by Ginge
Your playing what?

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 11:25 am
by 1205
Well, at least they keep your liver healthy unlike those evil Vegas casinos, sorry, Casinos.

(Actually, checked it, it harms the liver because that processes toxins in the cigarettes.)

Maybe in the UK Des will try to get a deal with amusement parks to host darts tournaments. If the darts itself doesn't sell, then either it needs a shiny wrapper, or they need to give up and just focus on the players.

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 11:34 am
by ChrisW
Ginge wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am Your playing what?
Casino games?

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 12:14 pm
by BlueSpark
Wow! I bet the other hotels in Cyprus don’t have a water park or photo shop.
Ultra package means branded drinks does it, bet most of the bottles are either watered down or have something random in them.

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 12:19 pm
by nikkiboy
BlueSpark wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 12:14 pm Wow! I bet the other hotels in Cyprus don’t have a water park or photo shop.
Ultra package means branded drinks does it, bet most of the bottles are either watered down or have something random in them.
Rohypnol?

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 1:41 pm
by Buzz Fledderjohn
Ginge wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am Your playing what?
I keep thinking making fun of Des' illiteracy will get tiresome at some point, but it really doesn't.

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm
by Deleted User
Buzz Fledderjohn wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 1:41 pm
Ginge wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am Your playing what?
I keep thinking making fun of Des' illiteracy will get tiresome at some point, but it really doesn't.
But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 6:48 pm
by 1205
DavidOwen67 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm
Buzz Fledderjohn wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 1:41 pm
Ginge wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am Your playing what?
I keep thinking making fun of Des' illiteracy will get tiresome at some point, but it really doesn't.
But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.
Barry Hearn is also a your-er.
But the PDC twitter communication is your-free. I did see a missing full stop on one of their tweets, though.

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 8:18 pm
by el_ringo
1205 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 6:48 pm
DavidOwen67 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm
But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.
Barry Hearn is also a your-er.
Difference between Barry Hearn and Des in simple terms is this

Barry Hearn would engage you in a bit of banter over a pint he would buy you

where as

Des would threaten you over a pint he got himself but put on your tab

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 8:22 pm
by ChrisW
el_ringo wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 8:18 pm
1205 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 6:48 pm
DavidOwen67 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm
But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.
Barry Hearn is also a your-er.
Difference between Barry Hearn and Des in simple terms is this

Barry Hearn would engage you in a bit of banter over a pint he would buy you

where as

Des would threaten you over a pint he got himself but put on your tab
Any free tabs?

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2019 8:51 pm
by nikkiboy
el_ringo wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 8:18 pm
1205 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 6:48 pm
DavidOwen67 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm
But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.
Barry Hearn is also a your-er.
Difference between Barry Hearn and Des in simple terms is this

Barry Hearn would engage you in a bit of banter over a pint he would buy you

where as

Des would threaten you over a pint he got himself but put on your tab
:grin:

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 6:04 pm
by masticman
Did someone mention free cigs
Get me our there quick

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 6:28 pm
by BlueSpark
masticman wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 6:04 pm Did someone mention free cigs
Get me our there quick
VAT free as well mate.

Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 10:12 am
by Deleted User
masticman wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 6:04 pm Did someone mention free cigs
Get me our there quick
Perhaps they just need 20 players.