Skewball is a Drunken Bum.....

[Paddy McGinty]

Needed a change of scenery so I thought I'd pop down to see Skewy and his darts team at his local pub and throw a few darts, well I was totally shocked to discover the whole team was seriously drunk, so bad in fact that Skewy couldn't even stand up (and it was only tea time). He keeps asking me to join his team but after witnessing this there is no chance I could ever play for the unruly team that I saw before me. I know he likes PDC darts but there is no need to act like his heros in this way, a step to far I'm afraid...... shameful behaviour.

[Skewball]

Needed a change of scenery so I thought I'd pop down to see Skewy and his darts team at his local pub and throw a few darts, well I was totally shocked to discover the whole team was seriously drunk, so bad in fact that Skewy couldn't even stand up (and it was only tea time). He keeps asking me to join his team but after witnessing this there is no chance I could ever play for the unruly team that I saw before me. I know he likes PDC darts but there is no need to act like his heros in this way, a step to far I'm afraid...... shameful behaviour.

Guilty as charged .

But it was the rugby's fault! No darts were thrown.

[oche balboa]

Needed a change of scenery so I thought I'd pop down to see Skewy and his darts team at his local pub and throw a few darts, well I was totally shocked to discover the whole team was seriously drunk, so bad in fact that Skewy couldn't even stand up (and it was only tea time). He keeps asking me to join his team but after witnessing this there is no chance I could ever play for the unruly team that I saw before me. I know he likes PDC darts but there is no need to act like his heros in this way, a step to far I'm afraid...... shameful behaviour.

Skewy has a drink problem. you can tell by his posts here

[Black Velvet]

What time do you drink your tea, Paddy?

[hankeys_taint]

Skewy has a drink problem. you can tell by his posts here

What's your excuse?

[oche balboa]

I enjoy it

[Paddy McGinty]

What time do you drink your tea, Paddy?

5 o'clock normally.

Skewy had to be carried out of the pub, apparently it happens every week, it's become the talk of the village. They say he didn't even buy a round.

[Skewball]

What time do you drink your tea, Paddy?

5 o'clock normally.

Skewy had to be carried out of the pub, apparently it happens every week, it's become the talk of the village. They say he didn't even buy a round.

My tab was £45 by the time I settled it

But I still was fine when I got home and played board games with the kids..!!

[Black Velvet]

[nikkiboy]

What time do you drink your tea, Paddy?

5 o'clock normally.

Skewy had to be carried out of the pub, apparently it happens every week, it's become the talk of the village. They say he didn't even buy a round.

My tab was £45 by the time I settled it

But I still was fine when I got home and played board games with the kids..!!

"That's not a fekkin snake it's a worm so I don't have to go down it and I win, now get to bed ya little bastards"