David Moyes - Sacked

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Re: David Moyes - Sacked

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More confident of keeping Barkley than Lukaku, although both rumoured t want to stay, I think Barkley is currently negotiating contract and Lukaku all dependant on if we can find the funds and who else is looking to sign him, he will go if champions league on offer.
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Saw this on FB:

Roddy Doyle
1 hr ·

-Well, the journalists got it right, annyway.
-About David Moyes?
-Yeah.
-They’re fuckin’ brilliant, aren’t they?
-He was never the right man for the job.
-Never.
-We couldn’t see it at first but – thank fuck now – the journalists could.
-He wasn’t even the righ’ man at Everton.
-He was shite there too.
-For eleven years. Pulled the fuckin’ wool over everyone’s eyes.
-It took Roberto Martinez to rescue them. To move them up from sixth to fuckin’ fifth.
-A genius, tha’ fella.
-Buyin’ Aidan McGeady.
-Stroke o’ genius, tha’.
-From Red Star Glasgow, or wherever the fuck he found him.
-Changed the course o’ the club’s history.
-World history.
-Meanwhile Moyes bought Juan Mata.
-A shite player.
-A shite player who was one of the world’s most exciting players, ignored –
-Inex-fuckin’-plicably.
-By Jose Mourinho.
-Until Moyes bought him an’ he became shite overnight.
-Cos o’ Moyes.
-Arrives in Manchester in a helicopter an’ immediately turns to shite.
-An’ we never knew.
-But the journalists did.
-Cunts.
-What about Ryan Giggs?
-He’s only temporary.
-Yeah, but –
-Wha’?
-Is the physio’s wife safe, d’yeh think?
-I’d have me doubts.
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