Garry Murhphy Pretend Porn Request Thread

Post by **ChrisW** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:57 pm

We all know our Gaz likes giving a virtual hand-job to forum members. Or at least he has stated that in his posts defending his
pretend photos.
So I thought maybe a thread to ask Gaz for some requests would avoid cluttering up the darts threads.

Post by **The Crusader** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:21 pm

Why moan about him then start a whole thead about him ?

Post by **ChrisW** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:33 pm

Don't worry it will work in the long term.

Post by **nikkiboy** » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:43 pm

So let's get this right, this is the thread to request a made up picture of something you won't find in real life.

In that case can I have a pic of Jamie Caven in the second round of a TV tournament - boom boom.

Post by **Rout** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:24 am

Can I have a pic of MH answering his front door?

Post by **Zapp Brannigan** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:29 pm

Can I have a picture of ginge giving oche a rusty trombone whilst oche is stood giving the hulk hogan pose

And darty is in the background crying but using his tears as lubricant on his penis so he can wank off to them

Post by **Dicie** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:57 pm

ChrisW wrote:We all know our Gaz likes giving a virtual hand-job to forum members. Or at least he has stated that in his posts defending his
pretend photos.
So I thought maybe a thread to ask Gaz for some requests would avoid cluttering up the darts threads.

Expected better from you tbh

Post by **ChrisW** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:38 pm

Dicie wrote:
ChrisW wrote:We all know our Gaz likes giving a virtual hand-job to forum members. Or at least he has stated that in his posts defending his
pretend photos.
So I thought maybe a thread to ask Gaz for some requests would avoid cluttering up the darts threads.
Expected better from you tbh

Sorry to disappoint you sir.

Post by **Agent 86** » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:52 pm

This is an excellent idea, CorkOnion can post her Copy+Paste pictures here which will leave the main dart categories free of the disgusting muck he pedals.

Post by **Percy Sledge** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:19 am

Zapp Brannigan wrote:Can I have a picture of ginge giving oche a rusty trombone whilst oche is stood giving the hulk hogan pose

And darty is in the background crying but using his tears as lubricant on his penis so he can wank off to them

You are one weird individual.

Post by **nikkiboy** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 11:05 am

Zapp Brannigan wrote:Can I have a picture of ginge giving oche a rusty trombone whilst oche is stood giving the hulk hogan pose

And darty is in the background crying but using his tears as lubricant on his penis so he can wank off to them

Have you hacked my instagram?

Post by **Moongoose McQueeen** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:07 pm

Zappy thinking about my penis, there.

Post by **Zapp Brannigan** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:38 pm

Moongoose McQueeen wrote:Zappy thinking about my penis, there.

Daily

Post by **Agent 86** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:00 am

Zapp Brannigan wrote:Can I have a picture of ginge giving oche a rusty trombone whilst oche is stood giving the hulk hogan pose

And darty is in the background crying but using his tears as lubricant on his penis so he can wank off to them

Would you believe that shouldn't be a problem fo CorkOnion, his collection of penis clip art is rumored to be larger than Texas.