Whodunnit

[ChrisW]

So who was the phantom raspberry blower last night.

There are 5 suspects.........

[Ginge]

I reckon it was the amateur. Whoever smelt it dealt it.

[ChrisW]

I reckon it was the amateur. Whoever smelt it dealt it.

Yeah but he who denied it supplied it.

[Ginge]

Having not watched a single second of the darts last night, or any of the subsequent interviews....please tell me he isnt using it as an excuse for losing?

[ChrisW]

Having not watched a single second of the darts last night, or any of the subsequent interviews....please tell me he isnt using it as an excuse for losing?

No said he played rubbish.

[ChrisW]

[tweet]1063361782591488001[/tweet]

[ChrisW]

There has been further investigation. Russ Bray said he smelt nothing the whole match so a security person is suspected who stood in front of the stage.
#shitgate #scheetgate

[ChrisW]

https://amp.news.com.au/sport/more-spor ... f2d64bd43d

[Ginge]

BBC sport website now running the story

[devosteve]

BBC sport website now running the story

And just featured on the sports news on BBC 1.

"grand slam of farts" mentioned.

anyway Charlie Stait closed the jokes down he didn't seem impressed. (You should have seen his serious face).

[Ginge]

Ian davis @Davis423 Nov 17
Bet you’ve dropped a few on stage @scottydogdart #farts

Scott Mitchell @scottydogdart
Nah, it’s not a problem these days, probably since I stopped eating corn beef sarnies after footie at the chippies !!!!!

A thought to conjure with....