Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

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Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Post by markymark » Wed May 22, 2019 11:20 am

From the Alan Whicker of darts, Des:

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Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Post by Ginge » Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am

Your playing what?

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Post by 1205 » Wed May 22, 2019 11:25 am

Well, at least they keep your liver healthy unlike those evil Vegas casinos, sorry, Casinos.

(Actually, checked it, it harms the liver because that processes toxins in the cigarettes.)

Maybe in the UK Des will try to get a deal with amusement parks to host darts tournaments. If the darts itself doesn't sell, then either it needs a shiny wrapper, or they need to give up and just focus on the players.

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Post by ChrisW » Wed May 22, 2019 11:34 am

Ginge wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am
Your playing what?
Casino games?

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Post by BlueSpark » Wed May 22, 2019 12:14 pm

Wow! I bet the other hotels in Cyprus don’t have a water park or photo shop.
Ultra package means branded drinks does it, bet most of the bottles are either watered down or have something random in them.
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Post by nikkiboy » Wed May 22, 2019 12:19 pm

BlueSpark wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 12:14 pm
Wow! I bet the other hotels in Cyprus don’t have a water park or photo shop.
Ultra package means branded drinks does it, bet most of the bottles are either watered down or have something random in them.
Rohypnol?
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Post by Buzz Fledderjohn » Wed May 22, 2019 1:41 pm

Ginge wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am
Your playing what?
I keep thinking making fun of Des' illiteracy will get tiresome at some point, but it really doesn't.

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Post by DavidOwen67 » Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm

Buzz Fledderjohn wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 1:41 pm
Ginge wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am
Your playing what?
I keep thinking making fun of Des' illiteracy will get tiresome at some point, but it really doesn't.
But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.

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Post by 1205 » Wed May 22, 2019 6:48 pm

DavidOwen67 wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm
Buzz Fledderjohn wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 1:41 pm
Ginge wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 11:22 am
Your playing what?
I keep thinking making fun of Des' illiteracy will get tiresome at some point, but it really doesn't.
But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.
Barry Hearn is also a your-er.
But the PDC twitter communication is your-free. I did see a missing full stop on one of their tweets, though.

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Post by el_ringo » Wed May 22, 2019 8:18 pm

1205 wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 6:48 pm
DavidOwen67 wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm

But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.
Barry Hearn is also a your-er.
Difference between Barry Hearn and Des in simple terms is this

Barry Hearn would engage you in a bit of banter over a pint he would buy you

where as

Des would threaten you over a pint he got himself but put on your tab

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Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Post by ChrisW » Wed May 22, 2019 8:22 pm

el_ringo wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 8:18 pm
1205 wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 6:48 pm
DavidOwen67 wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm

But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.
Barry Hearn is also a your-er.
Difference between Barry Hearn and Des in simple terms is this

Barry Hearn would engage you in a bit of banter over a pint he would buy you

where as

Des would threaten you over a pint he got himself but put on your tab
Any free tabs?

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Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Post by nikkiboy » Wed May 22, 2019 8:51 pm

el_ringo wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 8:18 pm
1205 wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 6:48 pm
DavidOwen67 wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 5:32 pm

But, but, but Des has done deals with people from all walks of life.
Barry Hearn is also a your-er.
Difference between Barry Hearn and Des in simple terms is this

Barry Hearn would engage you in a bit of banter over a pint he would buy you

where as

Des would threaten you over a pint he got himself but put on your tab
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Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Post by masticman » Fri May 24, 2019 6:04 pm

Did someone mention free cigs
Get me our there quick

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Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Post by BlueSpark » Fri May 24, 2019 6:28 pm

masticman wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 6:04 pm
Did someone mention free cigs
Get me our there quick
VAT free as well mate.
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Re: Come to Northern Cyprus - FREE CIGS!

Post by DavidOwen67 » Sat May 25, 2019 10:12 am

masticman wrote:
Fri May 24, 2019 6:04 pm
Did someone mention free cigs
Get me our there quick
Perhaps they just need 20 players.

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