2020 PDC European Tour

[BlueSpark]

Just to make you feel better John, I feel like shit and am on a 12 hour shift today.
Had two bacon rolls.

[ssjsa]

A late lunch? Its 3.20pm, no point now.

Au contraire my ginger friend. Will not be dining until after 8pm tonight, so a nice steak will keep my going, before a mixed grill tonight. Might have a siesta in between the 2.

Foreign holiday and meals out twice a day
Sold a lot of sofas recently then mate?

As you know Neil, I have never sold a sofa in my life, but would be a shame to destroy a forum urban myth.

[ssjsa]

The jocks aren't well known for their healthy diets. Probably a pound of salt poured on, washed down with irn bru and ten bags of haribo for desert.

Healthy option only for me.

Small 6oz well done Sirloin with only raw onion and raw tomato.

[1205]

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Nobody cares. It’s a good point to how idiotic the English language is that that we have 3 spellings of the same word.

No, they're different words, but homophones, and people get their spelling mixed up.

I wonder if the French complain as much about spelling of homophones.

Whitlock and Beaton out of ET2.

[Booji Boy]

The jocks aren't well known for their healthy diets. Probably a pound of salt poured on, washed down with irn bru and ten bags of haribo for desert.

Healthy option only for me.

Small 6oz well done Sirloin with only raw onion and raw tomato.

Well done? Give your fucking head a shake.

[ssjsa]

The jocks aren't well known for their healthy diets. Probably a pound of salt poured on, washed down with irn bru and ten bags of haribo for desert.

Healthy option only for me.

Small 6oz well done Sirloin with only raw onion and raw tomato.

Well done? Give your fekkin head a shake.

Worry not Col, what I didn't post was it was 2 deep fried Mars bars for dessert and a half bottle of Buckfast instead of coffee.

[Black Velvet]

If you're having a steak well done you're better off having a burger. A good windup, mind.

[1205]

there

Nobody cares. It’s a good point to how idiotic the English language is that that we have 3 spellings of the same word.

No, they're different words, but homophones, and people get their spelling mixed up.

I wonder if the French complain as much about spelling of homophones.

Whitlock and Beaton out of ET2.

We should speak German instead much easier to learn than English. Welsh is a pain in the arse to write but not to hard to learn to speak.

We kind of speak lazy low German that's been filled with foreign words.

Webster looks like he's struggling against Sedlacek. 2-5 down, averaging 82 and couldn't hit a treble in leg 7.
Held, couldn't take out 68 to break in 15 and Sedlacek took out 64 with 2 darts.

[ssjsa]

If you're having a steak well done you're better off having a burger. A good windup, mind.

No wind up.

[Black Velvet]

That reminds me, I must buy Nikki some new insoles for his birthday.

[ILAD]

If you're having a steak well done you're better off having a burger. A good windup, mind.

No wind up.

Seen bigger scabs than that.

[ChrisW]

Can you move this to the tea thread.

[1205]

Smith qualified comfortably.
Jeff Smith survived a comeback from de Sousa, who missed 5 darts to break for 5-5.
Payne broke Kenny in 13 darts to win 6-5. Kenny missed 2 darts for the win.
Lennon put in a 106 average to beat van der Voort 6-4.

[ssjsa]

Been some decent darts today. Pity these qualifiers are not on Pdc.tv

[1205]

Penhall won 6-2 against Henderson to complete the double.
Lennon also doubled up.
Noppert joined them by beating Whitehead 6-4.

[1205]

King doubled up.
Hunt qualified, winning the battle of the Q School table-toppers 6-5 after van Duijvenbode missed a dart at d18.
(Clemens qualified for ET1 and is an automatic host nation qualifier for ET2).

[ChrisW]

Waites need this deciding leg to be on his way to his first ET.

6-5 to Waites against Bunting.

[1205]

Waites need this deciding leg to be on his way to his first ET.

Broke Bunting in 15 to make it 5-5. Had started the leg better, Bunting threw a 180, and Waites responded with his own.
Waites then held in 15 to win 6-5. Took out 71 with his last dart with Bunting on 31 after 12 (scored 130 from 161, I assume going for 25 with his last dart to to guarantee a 2-darter, rather than hitting 60-51 then 19 going for the bull).

Can't say Waites doesn't have bottle.

[spaceman70]

9 darter for Steve West.

[DavidB]

Waites need this deciding leg to be on his way to his first ET.

6-5 to Waites against Bunting.

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