Skewball is a Drunken Bum.....
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Skewball is a Drunken Bum.....
Needed a change of scenery so I thought I'd pop down to see Skewy and his darts team at his local pub and throw a few darts, well I was totally shocked to discover the whole team was seriously drunk, so bad in fact that Skewy couldn't even stand up (and it was only tea time). He keeps asking me to join his team but after witnessing this there is no chance I could ever play for the unruly team that I saw before me. I know he likes PDC darts but there is no need to act like his heros in this way, a step to far I'm afraid...... shameful behaviour.
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Guilty as charged .Paddy McGinty wrote:Needed a change of scenery so I thought I'd pop down to see Skewy and his darts team at his local pub and throw a few darts, well I was totally shocked to discover the whole team was seriously drunk, so bad in fact that Skewy couldn't even stand up (and it was only tea time). He keeps asking me to join his team but after witnessing this there is no chance I could ever play for the unruly team that I saw before me. I know he likes PDC darts but there is no need to act like his heros in this way, a step to far I'm afraid...... shameful behaviour.
But it was the rugby's fault! No darts were thrown.
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Skewy has a drink problem. you can tell by his posts herePaddy McGinty wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:53 pm Needed a change of scenery so I thought I'd pop down to see Skewy and his darts team at his local pub and throw a few darts, well I was totally shocked to discover the whole team was seriously drunk, so bad in fact that Skewy couldn't even stand up (and it was only tea time). He keeps asking me to join his team but after witnessing this there is no chance I could ever play for the unruly team that I saw before me. I know he likes PDC darts but there is no need to act like his heros in this way, a step to far I'm afraid...... shameful behaviour.
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Re: Skewball is a Drunken Bum.....
What time do you drink your tea, Paddy?
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What's your excuse?oche balboa wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:44 pm
Skewy has a drink problem. you can tell by his posts here
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Des found me deep
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I enjoy it
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5 o'clock normally.
Skewy had to be carried out of the pub, apparently it happens every week, it's become the talk of the village. They say he didn't even buy a round.
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My tab was £45 by the time I settled itPaddy McGinty wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:08 am5 o'clock normally.
Skewy had to be carried out of the pub, apparently it happens every week, it's become the talk of the village. They say he didn't even buy a round.
But I still was fine when I got home and played board games with the kids..!!
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"That's not a fekkin snake it's a worm so I don't have to go down it and I win, now get to bed ya little bastards"Skewball wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:21 amMy tab was £45 by the time I settled itPaddy McGinty wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:08 am5 o'clock normally.
Skewy had to be carried out of the pub, apparently it happens every week, it's become the talk of the village. They say he didn't even buy a round.
But I still was fine when I got home and played board games with the kids..!!
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