2021 Nordic Darts Masters

[Gruntface]

Good match this. Mvg flowing right now.

[Sprocket01]

Good match this. Mvg flowing right now.

[ChrisW]

Well yes he choked because she was battering him.

how is Dimitri missing multiple match darts her battering him ?

Surely if she was battering him he would not be getting match darts......

He fell to pieces because of the pressure she put on. It's not difficult.
If it wasn't a woman you would get it.

[Gruntface]

Good match this. Mvg flowing right now.

May I say, what a smashing blouse you have on

[Booji Boy]

Well yes he choked because she was battering him.

how is Dimitri missing multiple match darts her battering him ?

Surely if she was battering him he would not be getting match darts......

He fell to pieces because of the pressure she put on. It's not difficult.
If it wasn't a woman you would get it.

Spot on

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[The Cat]

Anyone on Bomber-watch?

[Bomber]

as predicted, price runs away as soon as it's confirmed he has to play a girl, beers and rugby is much better

with dimi and gando out of form the winner has to come from the bottom half of the draw which means it is wright's, though atm clayton is in mvg's pocket so if clayton beats wright mvg will be able to spectacularly claim he is back - boom!

unless, it couldn't happen, could it, not only does she win it but beats the big green bottlejob in the final after he misses 17 match darts...

it's not a dogshit post just yet

[Rout]

Dimi obviously got a phone call during the break from Barry Hearn, ordering him to lose the game.

Due to PC, gender politics bollocks.

It's the only explanation as to how Fallon took 501 out 11 times before Dimi did.

You couldn't make it up.

[Booji Boy]

Can someone ask wosjek to nip next door and make sure his neighbour has not done himself a mischief

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[Booji Boy]

Fallon #3 trending in the UK just now. Apparently munter darts don't matter

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[Bomber]

Dimi obviously got a phone call during the break from Barry Hearn, ordering him to lose the game.

Due to PC, gender politics bollocks.

It's the only explanation as to how Fallon took 501 out 11 times before Dimi did.

You couldn't make it up.

and uncle barry will be furiously wanking in a bivvy on a canal bank somewhere right now - hopefully he gets to the billy mills roundabout in time to phone gurner and explain the master plan

[ChrisW]

Dimi obviously got a phone call during the break from Barry Hearn, ordering him to lose the game.

Due to PC, gender politics bollocks.

It's the only explanation as to how Fallon took 501 out 11 times before Dimi did.

You couldn't make it up.

and uncle barry will be furiously wanking in a bivvy on a canal bank somewhere right now - hopefully he gets to the billy mills roundabout in time to phone gurner and explain the master plan

Gonna win either way.
MVG v Sherrock.
Marketing Gold.

[Bomber]

if anybody doubts the genius of uncle barry still, they should put their head in the oven

[ChrisW]

No way the Ladies series is getting binned off now.

[devosteve]

Fallon #3 trending in the UK just now. Apparently ladies darts don't matter

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Folks moaning about its biased, not fair having Fallon invited etc are irrelevant to Hearn snr and jr.
And I thought noone was interested in ladies darts?

[Martin Legandowski]

Can someone ask wosjek to nip next door and make sure his neighbour has not done himself a mischief

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Dzien dobry Boogie boy

I am giving you the many laughing men for you thinking my name is being Wosjek. It is Martin.

Have being doing the jumping of the fence and have being looking threw the window of Garry. He is being the very much alive, can see him being doing the sexy things to Sheba the Alsation shouting I am doing to you what Dimitri couldn't do to the girl Sherrock.

[Little Lonely Garry]

Well yes he choked because she was battering him.

how is Dimitri missing multiple match darts her battering him ?

Surely if she was battering him he would not be getting match darts......

He fell to pieces because of the pressure she put on. It's not difficult.
If it wasn't a woman you would get it.

it would not matter if he played a woman, man, animal , machine, he missed the match darts cos he shat himself.
how can you be "battered" if you are the first to get match darts ?

[ChrisW]

Well yes he choked because she was battering him.

how is Dimitri missing multiple match darts her battering him ?

Surely if she was battering him he would not be getting match darts......

He fell to pieces because of the pressure she put on. It's not difficult.
If it wasn't a woman you would get it.

it would not matter if he played a woman, man, animal , machine, he missed the match darts cos he shat himself.
how can you be "battered" if you are the first to get match darts ?

Battered like a Mars bar in a Glaswegian chippy.

[devosteve]

No way the Ladies series is getting binned off now.

The PDC will still be disappointed if numbers are low I reckon.
I know they are primarily interested in getting a few "star' ladies to compete with the men for marketing reasons.

But I do wonder if a ladies stand alone WC is still in their thinking? Guess that's for another thread.

[Burnettfan]

Can someone ask wosjek to nip next door and make sure his neighbour has not done himself a mischief

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Dzien dobry Boogie boy

I am giving you the many laughing men for you thinking my name is being Wosjek. It is Martin.

Have being doing the jumping of the fence and have being looking threw the window of Garry. He is being the very much alive, can see him being doing the sexy things to Sheba the Alsation shouting I am doing to you what Dimitri couldn't do to the girl Sherrock.

Yet another hilarious multiple just like David Owen's one earlier today.