2022 Uk Open thread

[Rout]

Crappy draw for the L32.

[Little Lonely Garry]

Wade -v- muelankamp in a battle of the lefties

Mongo versus vermin

Scruffy cheat -v- Barbara the twink

Dave dismal-v- Big Boris

Hector Cake -v- Hunchback

Dirk van divingboard -v- The Wall Schindler

Krusty -v- Australian Catweazle

Callan Wygz -v- Speed jobber Vinny

Pit pony Clayton - v- Portuguese Dean Winstanley

Marc Almond -v- Token black

The Carpenter -v- Oche's cousin ricky

War Criminal -v- Geert Nentjes

Ian Shite -v- Sebastian Bailecki

Marshmallow Man -v- Bellyboy

Willie O Connor -v- The Fireworks Kid

Neils Zonneveld -- Keane Barry

[ChrisW]

Saturday March 5
Afternoon Session (1245-1700 GMT)
Fifth Round
Main Stage
Ryan Searle v Dimitri van den Bergh
Damon Heta v Michael van Gerwen
Peter Wright v Simon Whitlock
Jamie Hughes v Gerwyn Price

Stage Two
Danny Noppert v Devon Petersen
Gabriel Clemens v Michael Smith
Jonny Clayton v Jose de Sousa
Ron Meulenkamp v James Wade

Stage Three
Dave Chisnall v Boris Krcmar
Dirk van Duijvenbode v Martin Schindler
Niels Zonneveld v Keane Barry
Callan Rydz v Vincent van der Voort

Stage Four
Scott Waites v Ricky Evans
Mensur Suljovic v Geert Nentjes
Ian White v Sebastian Bialecki
William O'Connor v Stephen Bunting

[mik252]

Wright, Price and van Gerwen matches obviously nailed on for the main stage. Not too sure about the fourth one but probably will be Searle against Dimitri.

[SAFC]

Portuguese Dean Winstanley

[TheVillan]

A lot of mental illness on this thread

And its not me this time

This didn't get the credit it probably deserved.

[CARIAD2]

A lot of mental illness on this thread

And its not me this time

Chris there is no doubt to some this is everything and to others its something

[Rout]

Changing Meulenkamp to meulankamp is subtle humour to say the least. I think I get it though.

[Little Lonely Garry]

Think we’re on pint 5 already

Keep it going .....you could be a genius if you keep it up

[Sprocket01]

Marc Almond -v- Token black




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[StokeFC]

Crappy draw for the L32.

Don't watch it then.

[StokeFC]

WE here at OUR forum felt WE should ARTICULATE OURSELVES whenever possible.

Ye do realise Martin, that when ye try to be clever, ye show yourself to be the illiterate buffoon ye are.

Grammatically your post is all over the place with no understanding of how to use present and past tense in a coherent manner.

Anyway, on that note I will bid ye a good night as I have to get up early for work tomorrow.

[StokeFC]

Time that nonce was banned.

This doesn't bother me because I know I am not a nonce. Accusing me of being one just demonstrates your desperation.

I don't have to lie about you.

Are you fat? Yes

Are you short? Yes

Are you a nerd? Yes

Are you an easy target for bullying? Yes

[StokeFC]

Lakeside failure v Lakeside failure on the TV stage.

Wait you seriously believe the BDO fields were better than the PDC fields in the 2010s?

Are you thick?

I think you must have quoted the wrong post there, coward.

You know what is cowardly? Slagging off the best darts players in the world behind your keyboard. Would you call Gary Anderson and Michael Van Gerwen Lakeside failures to their faces?

Yep. Why wouldn't I? I once told Mark Webster to his face he was a traitor for leaving the BDO and I told Duzza he was dead to me for the same thing.

Maybe you just take life a little too seriously, coward?

Well done for demonstrating what a sad little man you are.

Imagine getting upset because talented players left the BDO for the better organisation.

[StokeFC]

None of the Challenge, Development qualifiers have made the Last 64

Only 2 Riley's qualifiers (Graham Hall & Jelle Klaasen) have made the last 64

Strength in depth.

See this is why you are a hypocrite.

If you seriously think the WDF field has more depth then you are delusional.

Er, don't think I have said anything of the sort. Why do you keep making things up?

You put a positive spin on everything the WDF does and a negative spin on everything the PDC does.

Your agenda and fanboyism is transparent for all to see.

[Rout]

Sympathy post.

[Rout]

None of the Challenge, Development qualifiers have made the Last 64

Only 2 Riley's qualifiers (Graham Hall & Jelle Klaasen) have made the last 64

Strength in depth.

See this is why you are a hypocrite.

If you seriously think the WDF field has more depth then you are delusional.

Er, don't think I have said anything of the sort. Why do you keep making things up?

You put a positive spin on everything the WDF does and a negative spin on everything the PDC does.

Lies.

[ChrisW]

The Bob Potter Cup Winner Watch.....a topic sure to incite midgets, fatties, the clubfooted and feeble minded shrooms

1. Richie Burnett loses to Rod Harrington's offspring
2. The fat farmer with the invisible dog Scott Mitchell loses to Danny Jansen
3. Steve Beaton out the gap losing to Graham Hall
4. 4 time winner Sugar Ray out to Teeth Borland
5. Glen BDO4Life Durrant out to another bob potter cup winner.....bdo like averages too.
6. Carpenter Out to vapid Rick.

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[Zapp Brannigan]

It’s always like this when there’s no darts on

[Little Lonely Garry]

The Bob Potter Cup Winner Watch.....a topic sure to incite midgets, fatties, the clubfooted and feeble minded shrooms

1. Richie Burnett loses to Rod Harrington's offspring
2. The fat farmer with the invisible dog Scott Mitchell loses to Danny Jansen
3. Steve Beaton out the gap losing to Graham Hall
4. 4 time winner Sugar Ray out to Teeth Borland
5. Glen BDO4Life Durrant out to another bob potter cup winner.....bdo like averages too.
6. Jelle Pedo Klaasen dumped out by a player who has been in appalling form
7. Mr Potato Head out to Oches cousin . Not an average over 87 from him

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