The "live" Unintentional Comedy Festival Day 5

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Bomber wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:49 pm has the averages thing broke?
It worked after leg 2 showing a 100 ave for Kewish.
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Jesus fucking christ. What a woeful leg this is.
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a 38 dart break of throw
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devosteve wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:49 pm
J Y Kelly wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:48 pm
devosteve wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:44 pm Paul James has aged!
That wasn't Paul James - he is younger and wears glasses
I know. It was a joke.
Thanks for letting me know.

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And there are those that say women's darts is thriving. That was fucking hilarious.
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That was a bad leg.

Comms said it was an incredible leg.

Deta will be gutted. I wonder what the odds were?
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devosteve wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:50 pm
Bomber wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:49 pm has the averages thing broke?
It worked after leg 2 showing a 100 ave for Kewish.
they aint showing it now :DDD: :DDD: :DDD: :DDD:
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What a leg of darts that was.
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Absolute shite. Laughing like fuck here
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devosteve wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:52 pm That was a bad leg.

Comms said it was an incredible leg.

Deta will be gutted. I wonder what the odds were?
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54 average for Hedman, there
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Sprocket01 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:52 pm And there are those that say women's darts is thriving. That was fucking hilarious.
Don't tell Paul Nicholson. I guess it's his job to try to be positive but if too positive the comments backfire be somewhat.
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Amateurs aren't as good at sport as professionals! My sides hurt! Hahaha haha!
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Sprocket01 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:52 pm And there are those that say women's darts is thriving. That was fucking hilarious.
HATER !!!

what about the 100 average in the first 2 legs. :grin:
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BlueSpark wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:53 pm 54 average for Hedman, there
74 after leg 2.

But that was a terrible leg of darts.

So bad Nicholson said great single shot when Kewish hit 1 when on 5 split.
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if somebody has been playing darts for half a century and been one of the best players there is but has never won it and are now an old age pensioner, why the fuck do they get built up as one of the favourites?

in reality they are wasting their time trying
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Oh, Pat.
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Bomber wrote:if somebody has been playing darts for half a century and been one of the best players there is but has never won it and are now an old age pensioner, why the fuck do they get built up as one of the favourites?

in reality they are wasting their time trying
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Comms: taking that leg away Kewish is playing at a 91 ave.
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