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Post by NvH » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:33 pm

ssjsa wrote:
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Kirk providing the answers to quiz in post above.

Kirk Bevins reminds me of that Bald Brummie from Alan Partridge. Why doesn't he get himself a girlfriend?

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Ole clearly not happy.

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Those were the days. :grin:

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Post by ssjsa » Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:16 pm

Janey's latest Nicola Sturgeon voice over.

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Re: General Interest and Laughs

Post by waddle147 » Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:49 pm

ssjsa wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:16 pm
Janey's latest Nicola Sturgeon voice over.

How do I go about reporting this for bad language? Mods posting videos with the f word, absolutely shocking.
aka JRWFSL147

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waddle147 wrote:
ssjsa wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:16 pm
Janey's latest Nicola Sturgeon voice over.

How do I go about reporting this for bad language? Mods posting videos with the f word, absolutely shocking.
Yeah, they used to promote this as a forum for all ages but seemed to have given that up. The f u %k ing c ^ nts

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For Sparky. The old ones are the best.

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Post by nikkiboy » Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:47 am

Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"🤪🤪😂😂😂
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Re: General Interest and Laughs

Post by nikkiboy » Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:48 am

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden.
I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."
"I know," he said.... "but the f*ckin darts team hadn't!
Ginge wrote:the cancer has been cut from the BDO
21st April 2016 7:01am

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Re: General Interest and Laughs

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Ginge wrote:the cancer has been cut from the BDO
21st April 2016 7:01am

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Ginge wrote:the cancer has been cut from the BDO
21st April 2016 7:01am

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