The "live" Unintentional Comedy Festival Day 5

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Jesus fucking Christ!
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Black Velvet wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 1:08 pm Hard to compare regulated darts with the limitless treble sizes in the exhibition side of the game.
Haven't heard that one in a while.
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nikkiboy wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:14 pm
Black Velvet wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 1:08 pm Hard to compare regulated darts with the limitless treble sizes in the exhibition side of the game.
Haven't heard that one in a while.
Probably because you only used to spend 10 minutes a month on here when you owned the place.
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nikkiboy wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:14 pm
Black Velvet wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 1:08 pm Hard to compare regulated darts with the limitless treble sizes in the exhibition side of the game.
Haven't heard that one in a while.
Where the fuck have you been? The cunt wheels it out every single fucking day.
Even now the PDC use the same boards as in use today.

But you know, that's his schtick. He's so hilariously contrary.
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luck frog, the seal clubber let him off there
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Superb game that was.
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Just got in to see Burt throwing for d10. Misses at least 5 match darts. He will be gutted.

Was that a good match?
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Lakeside classic.
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Ginge wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:15 pm
nikkiboy wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:14 pm
Black Velvet wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 1:08 pm Hard to compare regulated darts with the limitless treble sizes in the exhibition side of the game.
Haven't heard that one in a while.
Probably because you only used to spend 10 minutes a month on here when you owned the place.
That much? I'll take your word for it Ginge old pal.
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turgid shit that went the distance.....sub 89 averages yet again
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80 averages in this entire deplorable shit....just one over 93.

lets see if this factual stat will illicit some complaint
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devosteve wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:24 pm Just got in to see Burt throwing for d10. Misses at least 5 match darts. He will be gutted.

Was that a good match?
slow start, picked up, not bad and better than a lot in the early rounds in december
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Sprocket01 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:24 pm Superb game that was.
Could you stick your tongue any further up Tubby Liam's arsehole?

No-one is entertained by his dull "this is good" bollocks, and the same applies to you.
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Bomber wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:32 pm
devosteve wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:24 pm Just got in to see Burt throwing for d10. Misses at least 5 match darts. He will be gutted.

Was that a good match?
slow start, picked up, not bad and better than a lot in the early rounds in december
Not bad and better. Some praise.
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Ladies darts next.

Whatever you think of ladies darts it's not going away anytime soon.

PDC will showcase how and when they decide to

Wdf basically have no choice. There can not drop ladies darts.
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Antony Harboyle-Degg wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:32 pm
Sprocket01 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:24 pm Superb game that was.
Could you stick your tongue any further up Tubby Liam's arsehole?

No-one is entertained by his dull "this is good" bollocks, and the same applies to you.
He tried not to bite. Just couldn't manage it.
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Sprocket01 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:34 pm
Antony Harboyle-Degg wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:32 pm
Sprocket01 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:24 pm Superb game that was.
Could you stick your tongue any further up Tubby Liam's arsehole?

No-one is entertained by his dull "this is good" bollocks, and the same applies to you.
He tried not to bite. Just couldn't manage it.
Responding to my every post. Can't help chasing me across multiple threads, as per. ^^^^^
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Sprocket01 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:34 pm
Antony Harboyle-Degg wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:32 pm
Sprocket01 wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:24 pm Superb game that was.
Could you stick your tongue any further up Tubby Liam's arsehole?

No-one is entertained by his dull "this is good" bollocks, and the same applies to you.
He tried not to bite. Just couldn't manage it.
Leave him alone - there is a valid medical reason why he can't do it.
There's a homo fae Fife whom plays the game
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He'll make them bend over, because he is a gay
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I thought the crowds were picking up through the week. Looks empty.
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Decent chebs on this Aussie bird.
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