2018 PDC Unicorn Challenge Tour

[ssjsa]

Sometimes though it is the auto spell on the phone that is to blame. When I post q school the q can be either quality or quickly school.

Anyway from now on I am giving 110% to making sure my posts are spot on.

Same with me Devo. Will make sure that I check all my predictive texts pists.

And I will say this only once.

[nikkiboy]

uneducated people who ask "can you borrow me some money"
makes me want to ask "who from"

The word "speak " seems to have gone out of existence, everything is""I will talk with you later".

And the worst is those Yank idiotic sayings where they add words that make zero sense for things like "give up already"
They have no comprehension of the tenses either.

Watched an episode of Jeremy Kyle the other day and they were doing a lie detector and the guy was saying: "I didn't do nothing" over and over again and not one person picked him up on it, double negative which means he did do something.

It will only get worse, there's a teacher training advert on in England at the moment trying to get people into the job and they interview young teachers who have been doing the job, one of them a dozy girl actually says: "And they all look up at you and I'm like" and pulls a face. What hope have the kids got when the teachers can't even speak proper English!!!!

When I worked behind a bar they would regularly ask: "Can I get a pint of Carling?" and I'd reply "No you can't that is what I am here to do or did you mean to say "may I have a pint of carling?"

[Wubbalubbadubdub]

I didn't know that PDC now stood for Pendants Dictionary Corner

Quite a few Lancs SuperLeague teams will be decimated on Sunday with the Challenge Tour up north. Think we lose 5 players, not many teams are able/want to rearrange.

[ifm]

I didn't know that PDC now stood for Pendants Dictionary Corner

Quite a few Lancs SuperLeague teams will be decimated on Sunday with the Challenge Tour up north. Think we lose 5 players, not many teams are able/want to rearrange.

*pedants

[Wubbalubbadubdub]

I didn't know that PDC now stood for Pendants Dictionary Corner

Quite a few Lancs SuperLeague teams will be decimated on Sunday with the Challenge Tour up north. Think we lose 5 players, not many teams are able/want to rearrange.

*pedants

Arse

[ssjsa]

I know entries don't close until 2pm tomorrow, but Alan Warriner has confirmed on Twitter that numbers will not be as high as Q School.

No surprise there, but personally still think entries will be pretty high.

[BlueSpark]

I didn't know that PDC now stood for Pendants Dictionary Corner

Quite a few Lancs SuperLeague teams will be decimated on Sunday with the Challenge Tour up north. Think we lose 5 players, not many teams are able/want to rearrange.

*pedants

[oche balboa]

264 entries

[ssjsa]

264 entries

See you have been thinking of a number, double it, them multiply by 22.

Answer: 6

Felt tip pens and Fusilier are not a good mix.

[devosteve]

I know entries don't close until 2pm tomorrow, but Alan Warriner has confirmed on Twitter that numbers will not be as high as Q School.

No surprise there, but personally still think entries will be pretty high.

But I thought it's not possible for them to be as high as Q school anyway? Because those who won cards are not at this event?

[nikkiboy]

I didn't know that PDC now stood for Pendants Dictionary Corner

Quite a few Lancs SuperLeague teams will be decimated on Sunday with the Challenge Tour up north. Think we lose 5 players, not many teams are able/want to rearrange.

*pedants

Arse

Brilliant

[ssjsa]

I know entries don't close until 2pm tomorrow, but Alan Warriner has confirmed on Twitter that numbers will not be as high as Q School.

No surprise there, but personally still think entries will be pretty high.

But I thought it's not possible for them to be as high as Q school anyway? Because those who won cards are not at this event?

Quite correct. There are clearly no flies on you Devo.

[Little Lonely Garry]

uneducated people who ask "can you borrow me some money"
makes me want to ask "who from"

The word "speak " seems to have gone out of existence, everything is""I will talk with you later".

And the worst is those Yank idiotic sayings where they add words that make zero sense for things like "give up already"
They have no comprehension of the tenses either.

Watched an episode of Jeremy Kyle the other day and they were doing a lie detector and the guy was saying: "I didn't do nothing" over and over again and not one person picked him up on it, double negative which means he did do something.

It will only get worse, there's a teacher training advert on in England at the moment trying to get people into the job and they interview young teachers who have been doing the job, one of them a dozy girl actually says: "And they all look up at you and I'm like" and pulls a face. What hope have the kids got when the teachers can't even speak proper English!!!!

When I worked behind a bar they would regularly ask: "Can I get a pint of Carling?" and I'd reply "No you can't that is what I am here to do or did you mean to say "may I have a pint of carling?"

The I didn't do nothing" double negative annoys me , but what annoys me more is when the person saying it is too dense to even grasp the point when it is explained to them.
Or if 2 guys are speaking to each other and one say I was "talking to" and I mutter "speak , its speak you moron".

There is an old saying those who can , do, those who can't teach, and look at the state of the teachers, 2 ex teachers post on here and df and looking at their posts you can see why the kids are the way they are.
I do have some sympathy for teachers in that kids today for the most part are ignorant , badly mannered, and reared and think the world revolves.
You can not ever shout at the fuckers, let alone give them a slap, all with some allergy that was invented recently, or some other invented adhd type ailment.
You only have to look at facebook to see some of the English people murdering their own language.

I remember when every class had a fat kid,and they were the one bullied , and although it was wrong it gave them incentive to shift the weight now its like you are the odd one out if you are not obese, like a kid with both a mam and a dad, another rarity.

[Murphio]

uneducated people who ask "can you borrow me some money"
makes me want to ask "who from"

The word "speak " seems to have gone out of existence, everything is""I will talk with you later".

And the worst is those Yank idiotic sayings where they add words that make zero sense for things like "give up already"
They have no comprehension of the tenses either.

Watched an episode of Jeremy Kyle the other day and they were doing a lie detector and the guy was saying: "I didn't do nothing" over and over again and not one person picked him up on it, double negative which means he did do something.

It will only get worse, there's a teacher training advert on in England at the moment trying to get people into the job and they interview young teachers who have been doing the job, one of them a dozy girl actually says: "And they all look up at you and I'm like" and pulls a face. What hope have the kids got when the teachers can't even speak proper English!!!!

When I worked behind a bar they would regularly ask: "Can I get a pint of Carling?" and I'd reply "No you can't that is what I am here to do or did you mean to say "may I have a pint of carling?"

The I didn't do nothing" double negative annoys me , but what annoys me more is when the person saying it is too dense to even grasp the point when it is explained to them.
Or if 2 guys are speaking to each other and one say I was "talking to" and I mutter "speak , its speak you moron".

There is an old saying those who can , do, those who can't teach, and look at the state of the teachers, 2 ex teachers post on here and df and looking at their posts you can see why the kids are the way they are.
I do have some sympathy for teachers in that kids today for the most part are ignorant , badly mannered, and reared and think the world revolves.
You can not ever shout at the fekkers, let alone give them a slap, all with some allergy that was invented recently, or some other invented adhd type ailment.
You only have to look at facebook to see some of the English people murdering their own language.

I remember when every class had a fat kid,and they were the one bullied , and although it was wrong it gave them incentive to shift the weight now its like you are the odd one out if you are not obese, like a kid with both a mam and a dad, another rarity.

Thank f**k you are not a teacher Gaz that is all I can say.

[nikkiboy]

uneducated people who ask "can you borrow me some money"
makes me want to ask "who from"

The word "speak " seems to have gone out of existence, everything is""I will talk with you later".

And the worst is those Yank idiotic sayings where they add words that make zero sense for things like "give up already"
They have no comprehension of the tenses either.

Watched an episode of Jeremy Kyle the other day and they were doing a lie detector and the guy was saying: "I didn't do nothing" over and over again and not one person picked him up on it, double negative which means he did do something.

It will only get worse, there's a teacher training advert on in England at the moment trying to get people into the job and they interview young teachers who have been doing the job, one of them a dozy girl actually says: "And they all look up at you and I'm like" and pulls a face. What hope have the kids got when the teachers can't even speak proper English!!!!

When I worked behind a bar they would regularly ask: "Can I get a pint of Carling?" and I'd reply "No you can't that is what I am here to do or did you mean to say "may I have a pint of carling?"

The I didn't do nothing" double negative annoys me , but what annoys me more is when the person saying it is too dense to even grasp the point when it is explained to them.
Or if 2 guys are speaking to each other and one say I was "talking to" and I mutter "speak , its speak you moron".

There is an old saying those who can , do, those who can't teach, and look at the state of the teachers, 2 ex teachers post on here and df and looking at their posts you can see why the kids are the way they are.
I do have some sympathy for teachers in that kids today for the most part are ignorant , badly mannered, and reared and think the world revolves.
You can not ever shout at the fekkers, let alone give them a slap, all with some allergy that was invented recently, or some other invented adhd type ailment.
You only have to look at facebook to see some of the English people murdering their own language.

I remember when every class had a fat kid,and they were the one bullied , and although it was wrong it gave them incentive to shift the weight now its like you are the odd one out if you are not obese, like a kid with both a mam and a dad, another rarity.

Having seen the photos of you released recently I have sent a food parcel over to Cork to the address you gave me, please let me know if your Polish neighbours enjoyed it.

[Little Lonely Garry]

uneducated people who ask "can you borrow me some money"
makes me want to ask "who from"

The word "speak " seems to have gone out of existence, everything is""I will talk with you later".

And the worst is those Yank idiotic sayings where they add words that make zero sense for things like "give up already"
They have no comprehension of the tenses either.

Watched an episode of Jeremy Kyle the other day and they were doing a lie detector and the guy was saying: "I didn't do nothing" over and over again and not one person picked him up on it, double negative which means he did do something.

It will only get worse, there's a teacher training advert on in England at the moment trying to get people into the job and they interview young teachers who have been doing the job, one of them a dozy girl actually says: "And they all look up at you and I'm like" and pulls a face. What hope have the kids got when the teachers can't even speak proper English!!!!

When I worked behind a bar they would regularly ask: "Can I get a pint of Carling?" and I'd reply "No you can't that is what I am here to do or did you mean to say "may I have a pint of carling?"

The I didn't do nothing" double negative annoys me , but what annoys me more is when the person saying it is too dense to even grasp the point when it is explained to them.
Or if 2 guys are speaking to each other and one say I was "talking to" and I mutter "speak , its speak you moron".

There is an old saying those who can , do, those who can't teach, and look at the state of the teachers, 2 ex teachers post on here and df and looking at their posts you can see why the kids are the way they are.
I do have some sympathy for teachers in that kids today for the most part are ignorant , badly mannered, and reared and think the world revolves.
You can not ever shout at the fekkers, let alone give them a slap, all with some allergy that was invented recently, or some other invented adhd type ailment.
You only have to look at facebook to see some of the English people murdering their own language.

I remember when every class had a fat kid,and they were the one bullied , and although it was wrong it gave them incentive to shift the weight now its like you are the odd one out if you are not obese, like a kid with both a mam and a dad, another rarity.

Thank f**k you are not a teacher Gaz that is all I can say.

As I already said those that can do, those that cant teach. You would want to be insane to do teaching these days, hence why they are struggling to hire.
I was in a supermarket a couple of weeks before xmas and saw this little kid kick his own mother and the mother beg him to stop.
I told the kid loudly to "do what your mum said" to scare him. My wife then moaned at me for giving out to the child, guess I am old school but if I even thought of kicking my mum she would have battered me, and rightly so.
This is where the parent giving the kid a slap is needed, but sadly in this pc age we all must let the little shits walk all over the parents.

Having seen the photos of you released recently I have sent a food parcel over to Cork to the address you gave me, please let me know if your Polish neighbours enjoyed it.

I guess in a world where almost half the world is obese, and the other half below the poverty line is starving, when you see pics of a man who actually looks after himself, does not live on junk food, has all his teeth, his hair, his health and does not have a potbelly, and actually cares about his health, it must be disconcerting to hordes of fat people.

By the way, knowing this site by the time the polish neighbours get any food parcel the food would be six months out of date

[Paddy McGinty]

uneducated people who ask "can you borrow me some money"
makes me want to ask "who from"

The word "speak " seems to have gone out of existence, everything is""I will talk with you later".

And the worst is those Yank idiotic sayings where they add words that make zero sense for things like "give up already"
They have no comprehension of the tenses either.

Watched an episode of Jeremy Kyle the other day and they were doing a lie detector and the guy was saying: "I didn't do nothing" over and over again and not one person picked him up on it, double negative which means he did do something.

It will only get worse, there's a teacher training advert on in England at the moment trying to get people into the job and they interview young teachers who have been doing the job, one of them a dozy girl actually says: "And they all look up at you and I'm like" and pulls a face. What hope have the kids got when the teachers can't even speak proper English!!!!

When I worked behind a bar they would regularly ask: "Can I get a pint of Carling?" and I'd reply "No you can't that is what I am here to do or did you mean to say "may I have a pint of carling?"

The I didn't do nothing" double negative annoys me , but what annoys me more is when the person saying it is too dense to even grasp the point when it is explained to them.
Or if 2 guys are speaking to each other and one say I was "talking to" and I mutter "speak , its speak you moron".

There is an old saying those who can , do, those who can't teach, and look at the state of the teachers, 2 ex teachers post on here and df and looking at their posts you can see why the kids are the way they are.
I do have some sympathy for teachers in that kids today for the most part are ignorant , badly mannered, and reared and think the world revolves.
You can not ever shout at the fekkers, let alone give them a slap, all with some allergy that was invented recently, or some other invented adhd type ailment.
You only have to look at facebook to see some of the English people murdering their own language.

I remember when every class had a fat kid,and they were the one bullied , and although it was wrong it gave them incentive to shift the weight now its like you are the odd one out if you are not obese, like a kid with both a mam and a dad, another rarity.

It's not speak too is it sunshine.....that would be the wrong tense. ..

[ifm]

Having seen the photos of you released recently I have sent a food parcel over to Cork to the address you gave me, please let me know if your Polish neighbours enjoyed it.

I guess in a world where almost half the world is obese, and the other half below the poverty line is starving, when you see pics of a man who actually looks after himself, does not live on junk food, has all his teeth, his hair, his health and does not have a potbelly, and actually cares about his health, it must be disconcerting to hordes of fat people.

By the way, knowing this site by the time the polish neighbours get any food parcel the food would be six months out of date

Shame you don't brush your hair, teeth or have a wash every now and then.

[Paddy McGinty]

Having seen the photos of you released recently I have sent a food parcel over to Cork to the address you gave me, please let me know if your Polish neighbours enjoyed it.

I guess in a world where almost half the world is obese, and the other half below the poverty line is starving, when you see pics of a man who actually looks after himself, does not live on junk food, has all his teeth, his hair, his health and does not have a potbelly, and actually cares about his health, it must be disconcerting to hordes of fat people.

By the way, knowing this site by the time the polish neighbours get any food parcel the food would be six months out of date

Shame you don't brush your hair, teeth or have a wash every now and then.

JC would be an idea candidate for The Kyle Show.........brainless and chavy..........is he out of bed yet?

[ifm]

Having seen the photos of you released recently I have sent a food parcel over to Cork to the address you gave me, please let me know if your Polish neighbours enjoyed it.

I guess in a world where almost half the world is obese, and the other half below the poverty line is starving, when you see pics of a man who actually looks after himself, does not live on junk food, has all his teeth, his hair, his health and does not have a potbelly, and actually cares about his health, it must be disconcerting to hordes of fat people.

By the way, knowing this site by the time the polish neighbours get any food parcel the food would be six months out of date

Shame you don't brush your hair, teeth or have a wash every now and then.

JC would be an idea candidate for The Kyle Show.........brainless and chavy..........is he out of bed yet?

Probably at "work".